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Mattillusion
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Looking for some family-friendly answers to this question besides a newspaper or a penguin with a sunburn for a routine I'm working on. Please post your best answers. Thanks!
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A skunk in a blender
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A very embarrassed Penguin/Zebra/Skunk. I chuckled at the above suggestions.
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A panda
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David Ginn has a video called "Magic in Black and White ... and Red All Over." It's a complete show based on this theme. During the performance, he offers up several family-friendly answers to this question.
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If David Ginn's answers are funny I will eat my shoe. Sod it, I'll eat all three of them.
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On 2013-04-25 21:44, magicgeorge wrote:
If David Ginn's answers are funny I will eat my shoe. Sod it, I'll eat all three of them.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that was funny
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The news paper!!! I posted before I actually read your post lol. That's what I get lol
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Newspaper is the best answer
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How about an old USSR Newspaper
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Heh, that's why I said a Panda. They're from China!
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George...

Creative minds think parallel.

Well perhaps more like the uneven bars, said Nigel, the puppet that rocks and talks.

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A newspaper with a sun burn?
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Badger Bolognese
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A Chess game gone bad
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A Word document written by "me". Or some suitable person

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A see thru skunk drinking cherry cola
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A bar code.
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Jay Marshall did the vanishing cane (rolled in newspaper). He "explained" that his grandfather's favorite riddle was "What's black and white and read all over?"

(Jay): "I don't ask that riddle any more. Kids today have 'creative answers'!

I asked a young man the other day, and he said, "A bleeding nun!" (He's rolling the cane in the paper as he does these lines).

Another boy answered, "A skunk with diaper rash!"

A third youngster said, "A blushing zebra!"

IF YOU SEE A YOU TUBE OF JAY, TITLED: "THE SAGA OF JUAN ESCADERO" (a paper hat routine which led up to the cane vanish) you'll see the cane vanish with the lines.
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