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Mattillusion Regular user 170 Posts 
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Looking for some family-friendly answers to this question besides a newspaper or a penguin with a sunburn for a routine I'm working on. Please post your best answers. Thanks!
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w_s_anderson Inner circle The United States 1226 Posts
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A skunk in a blender
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BigWheel New user Earth near Washington DC 43 Posts
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A very embarrassed Penguin/Zebra/Skunk. I chuckled at the above suggestions.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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A panda
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1777 Posts
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David Ginn has a video called "Magic in Black and White ... and Red All Over." It's a complete show based on this theme. During the performance, he offers up several family-friendly answers to this question.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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If David Ginn's answers are funny I will eat my shoe. Sod it, I'll eat all three of them.
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w_s_anderson Inner circle The United States 1226 Posts
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On 2013-04-25 21:44, magicgeorge wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that was funny |
Kyle Elder Regular user Fresno, California 119 Posts
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The news paper!!! I posted before I actually read your post lol. That's what I get lol
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Newspaper is the best answer
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts
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How about an old USSR Newspaper
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Heh, that's why I said a Panda. They're from China!
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts
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George...
Creative minds think parallel. Well perhaps more like the uneven bars, said Nigel, the puppet that rocks and talks. Harris
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Kune Veteran user 312 Posts
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A newspaper with a sun burn?
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Badger Bolognese
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Jonace Regular user 130 Posts
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A Chess game gone bad
Michael jackson with a non smooth criminal A Word document written by "me". Or some suitable person :P |
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Kel says poof Regular user 200 Posts
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A see thru skunk drinking cherry cola
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Sealegs Inner circle The UK, Portsmouth 2597 Posts
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A bar code.
Neal Austin
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Dick Oslund Inner circle 8357 Posts
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Jay Marshall did the vanishing cane (rolled in newspaper). He "explained" that his grandfather's favorite riddle was "What's black and white and read all over?"
(Jay): "I don't ask that riddle any more. Kids today have 'creative answers'! I asked a young man the other day, and he said, "A bleeding nun!" (He's rolling the cane in the paper as he does these lines). Another boy answered, "A skunk with diaper rash!" A third youngster said, "A blushing zebra!" IF YOU SEE A YOU TUBE OF JAY, TITLED: "THE SAGA OF JUAN ESCADERO" (a paper hat routine which led up to the cane vanish) you'll see the cane vanish with the lines.
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