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And I drop my ‘pick’ (notice I said P – I – C - K with no R)…. On purpose I might add.
So this bloke calls me a Duffus. And I’m thinking I vaguely know what he means but what’s the origin of the word. So I look it up and find this:-
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=duffus

So I guess it was what I was expecting to a degree …… but I was a bit taken back when I saw that it sometimes can be used to refer to a Wagina (like a V-agina but not censored on the café) and also to a cock! Well blow me down a word that can be used in place of male and female parts …… do we think that the word may have been used to describe a hermaphrodite first of all? A bit like a push-me-pull-you.

So any way I retrieved my pick and made my escape and said “I will be looking up that new word later on my old chum”. It was a great show all round.

So as we are talking about fun words and double meaning. Any fans of Jimmy Carr? Heard an EXCELLENT joke … not sure if I can post it ….. a lot of his stuff is a little ‘close’ to the line (some of it close…but on the wrong side if you know what I mean!). oh here is one…. Venison … is dear isn’t it [sic]!
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Hi Dave, I like the works of Jimmy Carr and Steve Wright. Though this joke is not one of theirs, it's one of my favs. I'll PM it to you.
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Again, Dave, your dyslexic tendencies win. Here in the US, we call it "doofus", as in dullard, "doof", stu-nod, nimrod, idjit, etc.

To answer your question otherwise, here in the US we like to use the word "dork" to make fun of people in high school (and to an extent with certain people it lives on til death). Dork is an actual reference to a whales rhymes-with-venus-and-begins-with-the-letter-P
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On 2013-07-08 08:40, thegreatnippulini wrote:
To answer your question otherwise, here in the US we like to use the word "dork" to make fun of people in high school (and to an extent with certain people it lives on til death). Dork is an actual reference to a whales rhymes-with-venus-and-begins-with-the-letter-P


One moment he accepts and realises I have a disability (I mean the other one the dyslexia not the third one …… I’m an arse-hole …. Apparently it can be a disability well enough to get the sh!t taken out of me all the time)…… so one moment its he’s dyslexic and the next he expects me to get “a whales rhymes-with-venus-and-begins-with-the-letter-P……..

Good old internet me thinks……
From http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Wor......l&org3=y
Plant genus?

From
http://answers.encyclopedia.com/question......588.html
pandanus, platitudinous, proteinous, pulchritudinous, polygynous.

Lets face it guys when it comes to literacy I am such a Cock it’s unbelievable!

I give in, a whales what? Bone? Smile (I would say I got it really but that might make me sound like I’m with a skeleton waiting to get out)
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You know, at this point I have completely forgotten....
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