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wayman
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Driving home from work yesterday and pulled up at a junction of a roundabout waiting to pull out.

hand brake on.

When all of a sudden magicaly, all the music cassettes that were on my dash board floated up into the air and flew backwards into the back seat and rear windscreen, as the car that I was driving levitated forwards about 10 meters.

I appeared to be in a hypnotic state with tingling all over my body as the reality of what was happening dawned on me like a sunrise in the sahara desert.

My car had metamorphed from a 3 week old glittering personal taxi into a crumpled heap of Slydini's car balls over the head!

What great magician had caused this magnificent illusion??

A ford mondeo who claimed he didn't see me "switch" the empty gap into my car, due to the splendid "misdirection" caused by the on coming lorry that he tried to pull out in front of via and though the back end of my car!!

He didn't even say sorry.
MagicAndBlackjack
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HAHAHA. Are you going to make some money of his vanish and reappear in your wallet?
wayman
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Smile
The saying "pain in the neck" rang true in this case!!
even my jaw and throat hurts for some reason.
Chris Berry
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Sorry to hear it Wayman! Hope it works out well!
Chrystal
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Me too Wayman - hope things work out for you and sorry to hear about this set of circumstances. Despite it all, you've seemed to have maintained a sense of humor about it all..sometimes that's the only thing you can do. Smile

Good luck I hope all goes well.
wayman
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Thanks Seismic,

Chrystal. Smile (thanks too), The doctors said the stiffness would go away if I stop looking at the pictures!! Smile
ninjaduffy
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Once I read the first line...... I knew you were British...


like me.

mondeo drivers.
wayman
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Panto fan ehhh nijaduffy??


PS. America and other people Not from the UK
Panto is short for The Pantomime or Theatre.

Go Here!!!! for more info to enlighten you.
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