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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
No more hometown buffet meatloaf before bed for me.
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
"Look! A rat!" cried the rabbit. "Where's the Mad Hatter when we need him?"
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TomBoleware Inner circle Hattiesburg, Ms 3163 Posts |
"I'm right here rabbit" said the Mad Hatter. "But I'm afraid I can't help with the rats and cats until we get this
computer virus under control. Research has shown that it can be transmitted to rats and from there to cats and on to the human brain. We dealing with something new here, and this could spread like wildfire."
The Daycare Magician Book
https://www.vanishingincmagic.com/amazekids/the-daycare-magician/ My Blog - https://boleware.blogspot.com/ |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
There was only one person who could prevent this madness ... (cue theme song) ... Maxwell Smart!
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TomBoleware Inner circle Hattiesburg, Ms 3163 Posts |
"I talked to Max and he wanted me to caution folks not to sit too close to their computer until he got here..
Especially if they have cats or rats."
The Daycare Magician Book
https://www.vanishingincmagic.com/amazekids/the-daycare-magician/ My Blog - https://boleware.blogspot.com/ |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
Fortunately, Magiclaurie had a dog names "Blues" ...
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TomBoleware Inner circle Hattiesburg, Ms 3163 Posts |
"Yes, maybe that type dog is safe for now. Many people don't know it yet but research has shown that a computer virus can
be just as deadly in animals. More study needed on humans oh. First signs are the eyes turning red and sparks coming from the tail."
The Daycare Magician Book
https://www.vanishingincmagic.com/amazekids/the-daycare-magician/ My Blog - https://boleware.blogspot.com/ |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
"That sounds kind of creepy," thought Rachel. "Maybe I should quit this sleuthing stuff and become a practitioner of bizarre magic" ...
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
Meanvile, uh, Meanwhile, Dr. Schroginger was contemplating the fate of his cat.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
If there were two cats in the box, one alive and one dead, then I open the box to see which one is real and which one is not... The the whole thing was bullstuff because there were never two cats in the box. Just one cat either alive or dead. Hmm he thought. Was it bullstuff or in this case catstuff?
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
Meanwhile, Emmet and Rachel are tiring of all this drama and wishing they could just get back to where this odyssey began.
But Rachel was stuck in 1967 and Emmet is thinking, "Vat has dot scound-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-el Doctah Scho-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-ent-cher put in mein kaffe dot I ist sprekenzi like dis?"
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
For some inexplicable reason, Emmett's voice, as well as his demeanor, and even his outward appearance, was changing into Dr. Schroginger. "This is really weird," thought Rachel. Maybe there's something to this bizarre magic stuff, after all. Cat or no cat, I'm going to resign from the FBI."
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
Rachel's instinct to reach out to the most bizarre producer of bizarre magic, the Great Rick Roth, was thwarted though.
"I'm not even sure Rick is born yet; how can I reach out to him here in 1967?" as she bore the possibility of defeat in her quest.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
Then it dawned on her: Rick was meant to be her child! In order for him to be born and exist in the future, she needed to get pregnant! "Somebody help me," she cried, "I need a man!"
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
Rachel was stuck in 1967 and was frantic in her needing a place to get back to. So she called upon one of her secret obsessions.
Rachel was a wannabe' mindreader. As an agent, she'd secretly studied the craft on the pages of a green oriented entity in 2013 before all this started. She'd admired two respected practititioners of the mental arts. One known as Mastermindreader and another, a cheery Canadian chap who billed himself as the best mentalist in Canada. Paul Pacific. Paul, the younger of the two masters, the carefree barefoot blond dude, was the object of Rachel's affection, but she had to admit to herself that anyone who could read minds in the likes of Mastermindreader, could certainly teach her a thing or two, especially with his gun cocked as in his avatar. "Come to me Cassidy, come to me Pacific!" Rachel cried out! Help me get out of this place!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
Suddenly, everyone froze as a gigantic eraser came from the sky and began eliminating things. It was only then that they realized that they were actually just characters in a comic strip.
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
As it reached me, I felt myself being erased! "Is this what the end feels like?", I asked myself. "It's going to feel a lot worse than that, if you don't get your arse out of bed!", a familiar voice threatened. I opened my eyes to see my mother, pillow in hand, about to give me another whap...
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
I promised myself there and then: "That's the last time I'll eat those pot brownies."
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Bluesman Special user Florida 567 Posts |
The end
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
But just as the author wrote those final two words, he realized: "There's more to tell! Far too many loose ends still hanging. Yup, I'd better start on the sequel right away" ....
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