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I predict an October wedding.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Wow, the Chiefs are slapping the Colts silly in their own back yard. 24-7, KC, early in the 2nd.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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It's turning into a good game. Colts closing the gap and three critical injuries for the Chiefs. This could be a close one.
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Well Bob- though we disagree a lot this is one area I will agree with you. I am pulling for the Seahawks to win the Superbowl. I should go for the AFC since this is the conference my team is from but the Seahawks deserve one. They have a monster team with an incredible Quarterback.

My prediction for 2014- Seahawks win first Superbowl!

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At least the Seahawks used to be an AFC team.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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On 2014-01-06 11:35, LobowolfXXX wrote:
At least the Seahawks used to be an AFC team.


Ahhh...... Good Point!! Now I really feel ok about it!! lol!!
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Go 49ers!
Self concept is destiny..
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On 2014-01-01 17:25, rockwall wrote:
Gaurdians of the Galaxy - Biggest money maker of the year in movies



Could be. But I predict that it will neither win nor be nominated for any major awards and will get tepid reviews.

As will most of the other films scheduled for release in 2014:

http://www.movieinsider.com/movies/-/2014/


I suppose that depends on someones definition of major. So far they've got about 68 to pick from.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2015381/awards

I also think 91% on the Tomatometer would be difficult to describe as 'tepid' under any circumstances.

Not to worry. You DID get Canada right for the Gold.
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On 2014-01-01 18:21, mastermindreader wrote:

Personally, I don't think anyone does predictions as wonderfully as Criswell did. From his book, Criswell Predicts! From Now Until the Year 2000:

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The Destruction Of Denver, Colorado

I predict that this catastrophe will take place during the tourist season and the fun-loving people in the amusement zone will suddenly find their day of pleasure turned into one of horror. A roller coaster will rise and sway, throwing cars and occupants to the ground below. A Ferris wheel will collapse and carry many children to untimely deaths. A penny arcade will become a dungeon of doom, a canopy of a merry-go-round will plunge down upon its most innocent riders. I predict only silence will reign where there was once laughter and gaiety. The citizenry of this Colorado city will find themselves enveloped in a jelly-like substance that was once brick, concrete, steel and lumber. They will be unable to escape for it will be impossible to cut through or tear this substance. Although soft and pliable it will still retain the strength and weight formerly possessed. I predict in the outskirts the conditions will not be as serious but fleeing people will find themselves mired in roadways and hardly able to move.

I predict that scientists from all over the world will be called upon to help but no one will be able to offer relief for they will not be able to conquer this terrible force, this mysterious force from outer space. Gradually, as conditions ease survivors will be evacuated but this will become a dead city and will never again be reborn. I predict this unfortunate community will be a victim of elements beyond our control and will always be remembered until the end of time. I predict the name of the city will be Denver, Colorado. The date: June 9, 1989.

The Great Drought And Flood

I predict that in the year 1977 the face of the earth will be completely changed. Rain will not fall for a period of ten months. I predict that our great lakes will become beds of sand and rivers will slow down to a trickle. … The results of this drought will be catastrophic. I predict starvation, disease, insanity and death on an unprecedented scale. Hospitals will be overburdened and the death rate will be so high that the dead will remain unburied for weeks at a time. This will be known as the era of the black death, the twentieth-century black death. I predict that New York City will become a ghost town with industry at a standstill, for power will go dead, subways will be emptied and out of service, and the entire transportation system of this once steaming metropolis will be totally crippled. The populace will leave by the thousands in their search for water. The nation’s highways will be filled with helpless, struggling people.

In the great Midwest, I predict that the dust bowl of Kansas will be the death trap for countless humans and animals. Farms, fields and homesteads will be covered by mountains of sand and dust and no form of life can exist.

Meteor Destroys London

London, England, will be the target of this heartless killer from outer space. The meteor will strike in a heavily populated sector of London and will hit with unprecedented force, rocking the earth for hundreds of miles and slightly shifting the position of the earth. Shocks will be felt as far away as Paris, Lisbon, Denmark, Australia, India, China, South Africa, South America, and Washington, D.C. I predict that the once proud city of London will be a tomb of death. Entire slum areas will be completely wiped out. Date: October 18, 1988.

Men Become Cannibals

I predict an outburst of cannibalism that will terrorize the population of one of the industrial sites in the state of Pennsylvania—Pittsburgh. Mass mournings will be held for the victims. A smile will be unknown. The fate of this city of Pittsburgh will never be forgotten… Date: November 28 to December 21, 1980.

Interplanetary

Las Vegas, Nevada, March 10, 1990: The very first Interplanetary Convention will be held in the new Convention Center on the famed Strip with colony citizens of Mars, Venus, Neptune and the Moon in full representation; Governor Sawyer will make the opening welcome address

The End of the World

The end of the world, it is written in Criswell Predicts, will take place Wednesday, Aug. 18, 1999. That day, every point on earth will be covered by a black rainbow—not just any black rainbow, mind you, but “a jet-black rainbow; an ebony rainbow; a black rainbow which will signify the coming suffocation of our world. This black rainbow will seemingly bring about, through some mysterious force beyond our comprehension, a lack of oxygen. It will draw the oxygen from our atmosphere, as a huge snake encircling the world and feeding upon the oxygen which we need to exist. Hour after hour, it will grow worse. And we will grow weaker. It is through this that we will be so weakened that when the final end arrives, we will go silently, we will go gasping for breath, and then there will be only silence on the earth.”




This is absolutely beautiful!

If only the book of Revelation could be so clear....


It's a lot like reading the last IPCC report!
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Bravo, Criswell! None of this "You have a relative whose name begins with R, J, S, or a letter with a curve in it" nonsense. Bold, detailed, compelling stuff. And this one was true today (okay, so it's true everyday, but no matter):

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The nation’s highways will be filled with helpless, struggling people.
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Criswell also predicted, correctly for once, that he would be dead before the end of the world occurred and, therefore, didn't really care.

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Wow.
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