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Shayde Phoenix Regular user Canada 116 Posts |
This is the best thing I've seen in years. Too awesome for words, even. You humans are so....entertaining.
Yours truly, Death. |
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Feb 14, 2014, ZoOpDoG wrote: I couldn't use the book because I only have one friend and it's not worth $99 just for one good ritual. After killing my other friend in the saw-a-guy-in-half illusion gone horribly wrong, it's hard to get new friends. The one I have left still refuses to come over and help me chain-saw the trees.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Feb 17, 2014, Circusman wrote: Dead girls are more fun anyway; they don't mind sleeping on the wet spot.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Circusman Special user Kent, England. 555 Posts |
It's arrived !
Eventually, I'll get round to reading it - Before I take over Hell and destroy mankind ! This time next year the devil will be on welfare ! His soul shall be MINES, MINES, MINES ! (orgasmic comment). Bobby. |
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JAlenS Inner circle Utah 1526 Posts |
Bobby you are a crazy freak!!! lol Did you also get the dreaded elixer? Let us know man.
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Seance Medium New user Used a Ouija board to write 53 Posts |
"In Necromantic Sorcery, You'll Learn: Rituals for evoking the Gods of Death - ch. 6 How to eternally bind and feed souls - ch. 3 Secrets of crafting ritual relics from a human corpse - ch. 2 How to open the Gates of ***ation through animal sacrifice, vampirism, and cannibalism - ch. 8 Ancient methods of Afrikan divination - ch. 10 Infernal rites of perfect possession by the 1,000 ***ed Souls - ch. 4 Vodoun practices of soul reincarnation, body reanimation, and physical immortality - ch. 6 The necromantic pathworking of the Trees of Life, Death, and Rebirth - ch. 4 Rituals for pulling spirits out of bodies and graves The ultimate invocation of Death Essence - ch. 4 Methods of performing human sacrifice for the highest initiation - ch. 11 And that's JUST the f*&^ing start..."
Why? He says that he's learned that everything is an illusion. Is there a point then to having my guts rot out and my spine deteriorate. |
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