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"I must say that the most difficult performance I ever did give was for Archibald III, King of Tazmania. A Sufi 'dervish,' he was quite keen to the mystical manipulations. On top of this, Tazmanian royalty has a fondness for eating things. All kinds of things. I'd barely begun my act when half of my props had been consumed by the majestic, though furry, one. No sooner should he pick a card than it would be eaten. That made for a messy card production, I shouldn't have to say. In spite of these difficulties we soon became fast friends once I learned how much he loved being scratched behind the ears. All royalty loves that, and it seems to have a soothing effect upon the species, I poo thee not."
~Professor Valeyard
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers
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