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critter
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I fell asleep with a wand next to me and it broke. Does that mean I'm dead?
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers
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Lie down and I will stroke you with my magic wand.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

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No. But it might mean someone thought you were.
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Dennis Michael
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If it stays that way for four or more hours see your doctor.
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What does it mean?
It means your weight is sufficient enough to break a wand when you toss & turn in your sleep.
Solution? Stronger wand or better wand management.
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I would say it means you need to get another wand Smile
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Good one Dennis!
critter
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On Mar 10, 2014, Dennis Michael wrote:
If it stays that way for four or more hours see your doctor.


I think that's if the wand is levitating...
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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On Mar 10, 2014, critter wrote:
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On Mar 10, 2014, Dennis Michael wrote:
If it stays that way for four or more hours see your doctor.


I think that's if the wand is levitating...

And to that I can only say: Bazinga!
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I love it when you say 'Bazinga', Bazinga.
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On Mar 10, 2014, tomsk192 wrote:
I love it when you say 'Bazinga', Bazinga.

Reminds me of a girlfriend I had once. She was so good somtimes she'd call out her own name.
critter
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Jenga!
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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Yahtzee!
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On Mar 10, 2014, tommy wrote:
Lie down and I will stroke you with my magic wand.


Don't even go there. Smile
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Dennis Michael
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Was it a Break-a-way wand?
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What happened to the rabbit?
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critter
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I guess the humor in my OP doesn't translate across the internet for everyone. Glad some got the joke Smile
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NOW.. what to do with the wand? suggest finding a duplicate and working it into a broken and restored routine. You could call it 'raising the dead'. Lynn
tomsk192
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It may not be broken, Critter. Try tying tissue paper round it before you go to sleep. If the tissue paper is broken in the morning, well....
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Just take a walk down Bailiwick street to Wandbreak Hotel.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

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