I apologize now to anyone who is very deep in to their religion. I have a lot of respect for religious people and such, except when they try to force their religion on me.

Here is my story.

A friend of mine gave me a bunch of business cards that look like the Monopoly "Chance" cards, and on the one side the caption says, "Get out of Hell Free." Anyway, I put these in my recently purchased "Hot Leads" wallet. I was walking around town, and I practically got mugged by a guy quoting "Jesus Saves", and telling me that the only way to avoid hell is to follow Jesus, etc. etc. Well, being annoyed as I was, I pulled out my wallet, pulled out the card, it's set on fire, and he takes a step back. I blow it out, and hand him the card and say, "I'm all set, and now you are too." and promptly walked away. I turned around after walking about 30 feet, and he was still staring at the card. My friends that were with me were all in tears they were laughing so hard.

Jeff

What a perfect setup. One question, what were you going to use the business cards for? Where they yours, your friends, or just some sort of joke? I hope someday I have as lucky a moment like that.

I was going out with friends, so I set them up to give to them.

By the way he reacted, he probably thought you were the devil for sure! Did he try to exorcise you?

Nope...I walked by there about an hour later and there were still people with their signs and such, but he himself was not around. Don't know what happened to him.

And why would you even care?

That's priceless