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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans for the weather.
Or?
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
Tommy |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Or, say, "Who me? I had nothing to do with it. And besides, I don't want to pay to fix it."
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
Yes God would think it funny that you thought you had broke the weather.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
Tommy |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
I asked her. God doesn't think that weather is particularly funny.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
No, no, we are not talking about your god, Christiana Figueres.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
Tommy |
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
On the other hand, if you want to make God cry just keep on destroying the planet and pumping those emissions into the atmosphere.
(BTW- it seems that some still don't understand the difference between weather and climate.) |
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
He said pumping his emissions into the atmosphere.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
Tommy |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Tell God you are Mother Nature's child.
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magicfish Inner circle 7004 Posts |
Quote:
On Apr 24, 2014, tommy wrote: Lol |
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor, and when I die, I expect to find him laughing.
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
"God is a comedian, playing to an audience that's too afraid to laugh!" - Voltare (not the goth singer)
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
If you want to make God laugh, try doing card tricks when you're drunk.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
You can't make something that is not there laugh.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
Like warming which has sunk into the sea like the Kraken.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
Tommy |
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wulfiesmith Inner circle Beverley, UK 1339 Posts |
Ask him if he will take odds on if we are to make it ...
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
Global Warming RIP
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
Tommy |
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
Yes, tommy, I'm sure that your posts, like the last one, would have God laughing hysterically.
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Mehtas Inner circle England, UK 1649 Posts |
Just say you didn't have "Prepare The Day of Judgement" App.
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
You can't make God laugh, make The Devil do back-flips, or walk on an Escher perpetual stairway.
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Pop Haydn Inner circle Los Angeles 3691 Posts |
God: "I'm a dice man."
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