Well, some people have dimmer lights in the attic...or the criteria for emergency is not exactly universal.

1. There is a squirrel in my garden and it stares at me

2. How do I make mac´n´cheese?

3. The TV in my hotel room doesn't work

4. I've had a rash for 6 weeks, is it serious?

5. I cant find my cell phone, could you locate it

6. I am at a bar without my driver's license, I need the police to come over to verify my identity for the bartender

7. A car has been parked in front of a store for 6 months, you think its stolen?

8. When do I need to renew my passport?

9. When do I need to get my car checked up?

10. Why has the power been out for 3 hours?

I have to admit the squirrel deserves 1st place...evil, cunning, demented, staring critters...