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We try to have three "good" days a week,..
we'll settle for four,.. "working" days.
Sometimes we're lazy.
Sometimes we're in the wrong town.
Sometimes it rains,...
When we don't get, our 'four days', in the working week,.. we hit up a Church, on Sundays.
Last week,.. laziness,.. and rain.

We headed to a middle size town,.. Bargstedt.
We play, outside,.. in front of the Church,.. when the 'main event' is over.
Ten o'clock Mass,.. talked to the Priest before,..
sometimes,.. they'll introduce us at the end of the service.
Twenty minutes.
No 'Jesus Jokes',..
"Amazing Grace" and "When the Saints go Marching in", end the Show.

In Bargstedt, over the main portal we were playing in front of,..
a Gargoile,.. holding his ears,..
as if he'd seen and heard us before!
It was hard keeping a straight face.
My baby, saw it first,..
naturally had to point it out to me,..
right before my Coin solo.
,what a pal.

https://flic.kr/s/aHsjZ3DPLb

smiles,
rolling on,.. sitting in Goslar,
giving it easy.
Gallagher

p.s.: "Hey Jesus, could you cross your legs please?
I've only got one nail left."
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Ok Mr Hayes since you're in the joking mood,
"Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Because soccer and baseball are much
more popular sports in Mexico!"

Okay one for Monica,
"What's green and has wheels? Grass stupid, I lied about the wheels!"
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"Whats red and smells like blue paint?"
"Red paint, duh!"
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Looks like Devious found Michael Baker's on "anti-jokes" in the Not Very Magical section...

Gallagher, thanks for sharing and posting the pictures. Always enjoy your lyrical posts. Such enchanting pictures...city streets that were old before long before US was even a thought.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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Nobody liked the jokes anyway, looks like I chose the wrong ones...lol
:stuckinbag:
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A enjoyible story Gallagher. I enjoy reading your travels. Please write more. The storys of the shows on the street interest me much. When they are in Germany even more so.
If you arrive in southern country please inform me. I am interested in how your showing works. How old you are two? Are you always traveling? Do you live from your performances? Is the weather not a big problem? I enjoy your writings. Angela
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So why didn't Moses do any fishing?
Guess away.
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I "give up"...
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Oh the tension of green room, real drama, what could it be any one else?
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Somebody else, respond!!! I am standing by!! (waiting to forward the answer to June Horowitz)!
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I know why Noah didn't do any fishing. Moses not so much.
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He couldn't get the sea to stay put.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Well done Silvercup a Magical section after all you see.
Now round two! why didn't Noah do any fishing?
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Okay Mario, I'll bite...

Because he only had 2 worms?
Kendall Scot

"The art of a magician is to create wonder. If we live with a sense of wonder, our lives will be filled with joy"
**Doug Henning**

"I drank WHAT?""
**Socrates**
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Spot on KendalScot, the fact is it's not funny and it's not a fact!
Now who can guess what KendalScot prize is?
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Quote:
On Jul 6, 2014, Mario Morris wrote:

So why didn't Moses do any fishing?



Because he's imaginary. Smile
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"Now who can guess what KendalScot prize is?"
Mario, I guess a slippery tablecloth.
If Mario was me then he'd like an all-expenses paid trip to your coming School of Busking sessions. He'd also live in New Zealand, halfway around the world. But we don't walk around upside down [checks feet to make sure].

I was going to post a laugh to finish off my comment here. How do you use the icons at the bottom of the section for Post a Reply? I've tried clicking and dragging up into my comments, but all I get is a printed representation such as: javascript:emoticon(':smiletear:')
and that doesn't put an icon into my post.
The presentation makes the magic.
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Not quite but I do feel genrous.
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KendallScot you have one a free copy of my Cups and Ball, Clap and Cheer DVD!
Just send me your address to my email mario.morris@hotmail.co.uk
This DVD is for you and you alone.
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