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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was spring and he wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very hard work for the aging man, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was currently in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If only you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, like in the old days......Love Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,

Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.

Love, Vinnie

At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man’s house and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day, the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love, Vinnie
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LOL!
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Knowledge V.S. Wisdom:

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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On Jul 11, 2014, AllAboutMagic wrote:
Knowledge V.S. Wisdom:

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


Same for avocados?
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
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Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Avocado?

I'll taka the ten of spados.
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My auntie says tomato but my other aunt says tomato.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

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On Jul 11, 2014, AllAboutMagic wrote:
Knowledge V.S. Wisdom:

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


Same for avocados?


Avocados are frequently paired with mangoes (and for that matter, tomatoes).
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On Jul 11, 2014, mastermindreader wrote:
Avocado?

I'll taka the ten of spados.

Not bad! Smile
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