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Brad Hall New user Tulsa, Ok 40 Posts |
I'm going to have a spec choose a number between one and 9. As a tongue-in-cheek force, I am going to show a card with nine numbers, eight of which have been x'd out with a reason not to choose them. I can think of the simple ones, but need help with the rest.
Suggestions? Here's what I have so far: 1- The loneliest number 2- ? 3- (number I want them to choose) 4 - 4 horsemen of the apocalypse 5- ? 6- 666 mark of the beast 7- 7 deadly sins 8- ? 9- ? |
C Christian Loyal user 288 Posts |
"Don't choose 7 because 7 ate 9 get it, ATE 9 OK it was funny when my little daughter told it to me." That is how I would say the last set of #'s
Cheers Chris |
JesterMan Veteran user Maryland, USA 319 Posts |
Quote: So, nine is also gone...
"Don't choose 7 because 7 ate 9 No number 2... Who wants Number 2? JM
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
The expression "take 5" could be turned into an explanation why the 5 has gone.
'I said take 5 and they did'.. The last time I heard someone say 4 I got hit on the head by a golf ball. So that had to go. |
Mushu Loyal user 253 Posts |
"2" looks like a swan, doesn't it. A solitary swan. Watch it swim away, looking for it's companion.
"1" resembles a stick. Last time someone chose the "1" and I told him to take his stick and beat it. |
kihei kid Inner circle Dog House 1039 Posts |
"2" many cards.
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JesterMan Veteran user Maryland, USA 319 Posts |
8 & 6 were '86ed'.
JM
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
2 "is just as bad as one" You don't want number 5...a 3 iron hits much further
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
3's a crowd and there's too many people here already.
Oh whoops, you want them to choose 3. 1 is gone 2 was told to shoo 4 is out the door 5 is no longer alive 6 is off doing tricks 7 has gone to heaven 8 (also through pearly gate) 9 isn't one of mine |
Brad Hall New user Tulsa, Ok 40 Posts |
Thanks for all your responses. Bunch of clever guys!
Brad |
glodmagic Special user USA 501 Posts |
2 easy
(too easy so you don't want that)
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