Please forgive me, Aces, but I don't get the pun. "Ribbit kiss me" ?

I don't understand what you don't understand.

Do you mean you don't know what "ribbit" means?

He means it is not a pun.

Exactly.

Where is the pun?

What do you call a bunch of magicians posting one after the other in a joke thread until a fight breaks out?

A PUNch line!

I call it irony.

I don't want to cause trouble, and I'm not trying to pick a fight. I just want someone to explain the pun.

"Ribbit kiss me" doesn't produce any phonetic resemblances to anything in my collocation vocabulary.

Yes, I understand. Maybe my pun was too well-hidden within the context. I found it both amusing and ironic that disagreements were happening within the framework of a joke(pun)-sharing thread, and decided to point that out through the use of a pun.

I agree with you, and also question some other jokes posted as not being true puns.

Right. And I think I understood your intentions.

Still, Aces' pun remains unexplained. It had something to do with sexually desiring teenage girls, right?

Forgive me. I have completely derailed this thread, and I know it. And I am ashamed of myself.