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I guess most of us know, the Scots voted last Thursday,..
and I guess most know the outcome,.
personally, I'm not one way or the other;
I do know, though,..
I always have a good time with Scotsmen.

Last Tuesday, three 'friends' came through, on their way up to the Baltic Sea.
{I'm at home in the moment,... gettin the Truck inspected,.... a labour of love.}
The 'friends' were all Scots,..
I say, 'friends' tentively,..
ALL three are Bagpipers(!).
,and,.. they play ,..together!

oK, they hung around 'till Thursday morning,.. then headed off.

I'm writing this to tell a funny song they sang,..
At night,..
a Scotsman's night, starts around about 3 o'clock,..
in the afternoon,.
..they started drinking,..
not sure what it was(!).
If I had to imagine Donkey ****,..
anyways,.. they were always singing!
And there was this one song,.. about a party in Inverness.
It had like a thousand verses,..
one, about the local Magician(!).

It started like this:
"Four and twenty virgins come down from Inverness,
and when the party was over,
there were four and twenty less."

(the refrain)
"Singing, balls to your partner,
your **s against the wall.
If you've never been had on a Saturday night,
you've never been had at all!"

they sang like a hundred verses!
I'm not sure if they were making them up as they sipped along,.. or what...
".. the village Post man,..
......did it in the box."
"...the county clerk..."
".... the local sheriff,.."

anyway,.. this one caught my ear,.
"the village Magician he was there,
he made us all laugh.
He pulled his foreskin over his head,..
and vanished up his **s

Scotland the Brave,..
with or without Great Britain,..
it's great they're with us!
Mario Morris
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Looks like history has repeated it self.
This is what one Brave busker had to say about it.
I went up to Scotland to be with Veronica family they are all Scottish.
As it turrned out it was a no by a margin.
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