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Darwin Ortiz
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Jason,

I know that you are a student of martial arts. Is it true that you've studied gymkata under the tutelage of Cynthia Rothrock?

Sincerely,
Darwin Ortiz
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Darwin,

It is true. My gymkata skills came in particularly handy during a mission into Parmistan back in my SIA days. Those skills and my lucky red sweater are the only reason I made it out of that market in Karabel (on the Caspian Sea).

The selection process for entry into the SIA is a grueling test of skill and strength. My induction into the program culminated in a decisive demonstration of my ability to walk up stairs on my hands.

Yakmalla!

Jason
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Hi Jason,

What does SIA mean? Is it Security Industry Association?

http://www.acronymfinder.com/SIA.html

Shaun

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I used to be quite sensitive to criticism; I am much less so now; so, please do criticize my technique, presentation, and posts. It helps me to grow, and I promise to take responsibility and not to be defensive.

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Shaun,

It stands for "Special Intelligence Agency."

Jason
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On Sep 25, 2014, JasonEngland wrote:
It stands for "Special Intelligence Agency."

As in "Special Education."
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Is this an inside joke between two legends?
Or are you guys serious?
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Frankie5aces,

The first rule of gymkata is: You never joke about gymkata.

Jason
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The selection process for entry into the SIA is a grueling test of skill and strength. My induction into the program culminated in a decisive demonstration of my ability to walk up stairs on my hands.

Yakmalla!

Jason


Yarmulke! (I was with the Israeli branch.)
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