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And fourteen other idiotic questions that people ask flight attendants-

https://www.yahoo.com/travel/the-15-most......trav2014

I can vouch for the accuracy of the story as I've personally witnessed and heard everyone of them while flying around the country.
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"Where are you from?"

"England."

"What language do they speak there?"
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You should hear the list of questions people ask my wife about Spain.
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"Can I ask you a question?"

Err...you just did.
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Following the lead on #7, and just as good as stupid questions are people who buy stupid answers to questions that should have obvious answers.

As a teenager, I worked as a prep cook. We would take 50 lb. boxes of potatoes, and wash them in a large prep sink filled with water before wrapping them in foil, and baking them. A waitress saw me doing this and asked why I put the potatoes in water. I said, "We drown them first so the customers won't have to hear them scream when we put them in a hot oven."

She said "Oh, OK", and walked out of the kitchen.
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There are no lines between the states there are states between the lines.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

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The third world does not exist.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

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On Sep 27, 2014, tommy wrote:
The third world does not exist.


True. The fourth dimension ate it.
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How do astronauts get through the sky? I was honestly asked that once, and as a teacher, I can laugh at the kid. I sure wanted to.
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What time does the 11 o'clock news come on?
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On Sep 28, 2014, acesover wrote:
What time does the 11 o'clock news come on?


8 PM if you get the satellite feed from New York here on the West Coast.
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Then of course, there is the legendary tourist who asked a Walt Disney World cast member what time the 3:00 parade would start!
"All the world's a stage, but the play is badly cast!" - Oscar Wilde
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Not really a question, but just picture this: I'm in a recording studio, conducting the musicians for a :30 second commercial I had written. After the first run-through, the clueless ad agency "producer" hits the talkback button and tells me: "The tempo is too loud." Not missing a beat, our recording engineer says, "I can fix that ..." and pretends to turn a knob on the recording console. Problem solved!
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I'm surprised he didn't follow up with a complaint that the volume was too fast.
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