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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
Yours worked for me too, GM.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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General_Magician Special user United States 707 Posts |
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On Sep 28, 2014, LobowolfXXX wrote: Thanks Lobo I appreciate it. I figuired you would like it. At least I got one fan here in the thread .
"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is a light shining somewhere nearby." -unknown
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imgic Inner circle Moved back to Midwest to see 1337 Posts |
I enjoyed the original post...(there's still a few brands of beer at $6 a case or less...not the kind I care to drink anymore, but they're out there)
Also enjoyed the posts from S2000 and slowkneenuh...
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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Ray Tupper. Special user NG16. 749 Posts |
Woman..What are you doing?
Man....I'm checking out the price of re-cycled aluminium cans. Woman...Oh, ok. Woman,,I'm off to bed. What are you doing now? Man...I'm dividing 1,000 by the price of each re-cycled can. Woman....I'm lonely Man...Just wait a minute, I'm dividing the number of cans by 24. That is the number of cans in a case isn't it? Woman...How would you know! You're normally asleep after four cans. Man....I love you. Woman....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
What do we want?
A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? C*nt! |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
Printed on a slip of paper found inside a Chinese Fortune Cookie:
The difference between love and hate? One tastes like rubber. |
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Tom Cutts Staff Northern CA 5925 Posts |
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On Sep 29, 2014, imgic wrote: I'll bite, got a link to these few brands? I'd enjoy rounding one up for a magic convention. |
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General_Magician Special user United States 707 Posts |
Now here something that was funny. A strength coach body slammed an Ohio State fan on National TV on the football field:
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-s......349.html
"Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is a light shining somewhere nearby." -unknown
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness...
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On Sep 28, 2014, General_Magician wrote: "...and if you're not offended, your all full of blah and I hope you never get your blah blah straight!" - Lenny Bruce
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On Sep 28, 2014, S2000magician wrote: "Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
In a local pharmacy/convenience store in the small town when I was in college there was a large rack of school supplies. The sign on top read, "back to school sale." Sadly the sign was double sided, and the other side which read the same was on top of a rack of birth control products and marital aids. I thought that was hysterical.
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Pop Haydn Inner circle Los Angeles 3691 Posts |
I asked the new chef at the Castle how they planned to prepare the chicken. He said, "First, we gently tell her she isn't going to make it."
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RNK Inner circle 7493 Posts |
I saw a guy in a heavy winter jacket last winter that said on the back, "Stop Global Warming"!
Not kidding either... I got a nice laugh from that. ..
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
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On Sep 28, 2014, AllAboutMagic wrote: Ancient joke (well, probably from the 30s). "You heard that Mr. Woolworth got Mrs. Kresge pregnant?" "Really?" "Yeah. He forgot to Safeway his Piggly-Wiggly." (My aunt told me this years ago.)
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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Pecan_Creek Veteran user The Nation of TEXAS! 323 Posts |
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On Oct 1, 2014, General_Magician wrote: That's funny? So, a kid ran out on a field in the middle of a GAME and gets body slammed by a coach who looked quite ****ed off. I mean how dare anyone not respect the sanctity of football. So, this kid gets his scholarship and housing revoked for just being charged (not convicted) of misdemeanor trespassing, meanwhile the players on the field can basically rape, pillage and murder , do drugs, get DWI's etc... and well.. boy's will be boys. That's funny? |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
This is EXTREMELY FUNNY!
Gaki no Tsukai - No Laughing High School http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm2Tm-DtDNc :LOL: :HYSTERICS:
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
This is EXTREMELY FUNNY!
Gaki no Tsukai - No Laughing High School http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm2Tm-DtDNc :HYSTERIC:
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
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On Oct 8, 2014, Pakar Ilusi wrote: If Monty Python did reality TV. Absolutely bizarre.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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Dennis Michael Inner circle Southern, NJ 5821 Posts |
Post Something That's Funny
93 pages on "Global Warming", and there isn't a darn thing anyone here posting can do about it! To me...Now that is funny.
Dennis Michael
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
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93 pages on "Global Warming", and there isn't a darn thing anyone here posting can do about it! Wrong.
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