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weepinwil
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This past week I ran across a can of human cadaver sausages at my local bizarre food mart and, since I had never tried them thought it might be an experience. Another thought was the weight loss prospect such a delicacy might contain since human meat has such a low nutritional value. (The reason cannibals only eat human flesh sparingly. They would literally die of malnutrition.) Well, when I got home, I was all prepared with some soda and crackers when I noticed the expiration date was over two years ago. I figured that this can must have got lost in he FIFO inventory so I went back to the shop to get another can. To my surprise every can on the shelf had expired. I asked the clerk for the manager and I explained that he had a shelf of expired merchandise. He sounded a bit annoyed as he explained: "Of course they are EXPIRED they are cadavers."

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Haha, thanks for the laugh Willie.
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Thank you weepnwill, that completely explains the mystery meat of MacDonald's sausage McMuffins !! LoL
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Hey I resemble that comment ha!
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Smile LOL
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On Nov 20, 2014, Merlinsmagic wrote:
Thank you weepnwill, that completely explains the mystery meat of MacDonald's sausage McMuffins !! LoL


Actually, down here where I live they guarantee less than a 5% chance you'll be eating someone you know.
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Brings a whole new meaning to having some friends over for lunch;-)
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@ Willie, it's times like these ... I, miss you know who ! Smile
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When storing body parts remember to follow regular convictions: Heads always go in the crisper.
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When storing body parts remember to follow regular convictions: Heads always go in the crisper.

Just remember appropriate thawing time is 1-3 days via fridge or 2-6 hours in cold water.
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& pre-groomed finger & toe nails look soooo much nicer on the plate when serving.......proper body parts prep educate is always appreciated by the guests, nothing worse than finding a hair in your food........ Smile
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nothing worse than finding a hair in your food........ Smile


lol
Or, finding a hare in your food ... Smile
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MMMmm fresh oyster toes, noth'in like fresh wiggl'in toes sliding down your throat on a cold day in the morgue eh ??!!
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MMMmm fresh oyster toes, noth'in like fresh wiggl'in toes sliding down your throat on a cold day in the morgue eh ??!!


And anything removed below the waist goes unnoticed. That's why I want to be laid out nude and fully exposed for my wake.
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Hey Will,

Why do they call it a wake when you're asleep ?

Bobby Thomson.
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Hey Will,

Why do they call it a wake when you're asleep ?

Bobby Thomson.


Because the purpose of the week long event was to determine if you were dead. Burial alive was almost as big of a concern as it is today so they sat with the dead looking for them to 'wake' from a coma or something. Obviously, they knew pretty sure when your finger or ear rotted off. I know a true story of a dead girl that was raped and had a baby I might share sometimes.
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Did they ever catch him, or did he take cold feet ???
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He discovered what had happened a year later and married the dead girl.
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Ah - Wedded Diss.

Stand by your woman even in her colden years.
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On Nov 21, 2014, Merlinsmagic wrote:
& pre-groomed finger & toe nails look soooo much nicer on the plate when serving.......proper body parts prep educate is always appreciated by the guests, nothing worse than finding a hair in your food........ Smile


or a worm.
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