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ekozuch
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Hello, anybody has some comedy lines and want a share to be used to be used in mentalism effect?
ludmer
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Do not worry ladies and gentleman, for I have psycho powers! Yup, that's right. I'm one of those mental people.
I trust jewish magicians and bagels
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"I have ESP...N"

"You must be tele-pathetic"
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Write a prediction and put it an envelope.
Tell them you will share the message at an appropriate time.

Later, if something doesn't play as well as you wished, reach for the envelope.

"This will be better next time."

or the biblical reference: "This too shall pass"
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Ask someone in the audience... "Sir, Can you read minds?" You reply "Good" Then give some comical winks and flity gestures to his wife or girlfriend.
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I know a mentalist who will sometimes pause as he is walking through the audience, turn to a lady and say, "It's a waste of time, Madam, I'm gay!"
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Carry a cell phone.
Make it ring.

Answer the phone saying,

"Psychic Hotline. It seems you have dialed the wrong number."

Hang up.
Life is a system of circumstance presented coincidently in an illusory way.
q
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Bill Palmer is like ghandolf
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Bill, the "I'm Gay" line is priceless! Who uses that?
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Which will sound best "I'm Gay" or "I'm Married"?
John Iacono
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The "I'm gay" line is the better one.
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"You might think I'm hear to use my brain sense, but the real reason in because I have no cents."
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