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ZachDavenport
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I knew a guy who said he wanted his casket spring loaded, so during his funeral his body would sit up in the coffin.
Reality is a real killjoy.
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When younger I worked in housekeeping department of hospital. We'd work late at night when most folks were gone, including management. So we'd do fun things. Like taking gurneys from morgue putting guy on it and covering him with a sheet. Then we'd push him around hallways. When we'd approach somebody wed tap the gurney and the "dead" body would pop to life....ahhhh...good times.

So love idea of spring loaded casket.
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On Apr 9, 2015, ZachDavenport wrote:
I knew a guy who said he wanted his casket spring loaded, so during his funeral his body would sit up in the coffin.


That's actually been done - in the context of magic - and captured on video!

My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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On Apr 7, 2015, Starrpower wrote:
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On Apr 7, 2015, mastermindreader wrote:
Who knows where Disney will dispose of them after the are done spraying them down with disinfectant? Washed down a sewer drain maybe?

Maybe. What's your point?


I thought the point was obvious. Your loved one doesn't end up where she wanted to be. And, if you're caught, you'll be liable for the clean-up costs after the remains are treated as hazardous waste.
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This could be great business opportunity for Disney. They could designate certain areas for urns and then charge for them. It could even add to the attractions. The Haunted Mansion could have an urn room. Plus all the return business. From friends and family coming to pay respects.
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On Apr 9, 2015, imgic wrote:
This could be great business opportunity for Disney. They could designate certain areas for urns and then charge for them. It could even add to the attractions. The Haunted Mansion could have an urn room. Plus all the return business. From friends and family coming to pay respects.


You should market a submission to them, I think you are on to something.
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... and if you don't keep up the payments your loved ones remains are move to the "It's a Small World" ride.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness...
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