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pollark New user 3 Posts 
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Spread the ashes like the POW's did in the Great escape war movie. If the Germans could be fooled, the Disney teenage staff will be.
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2889 Posts
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On Apr 4, 2015, Salguod Nairb wrote: Because, oddly enough, the ashes are not sterile. They contain bone fragments and are possible disease vectors. The problem with the "Great Escape" scenario is that the POWs were able to walk into the garden and drop bits of dirt. The Haunted Mansion riders are, well, RIDING in a car.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts
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Perhaps you shouldn't use discount crematoriums that double as pizzeria’s...
The ashes are sterile and pose no health...... by law.
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pollark New user 3 Posts
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@ ed Rhodes, I thought about the great escape method for
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On Apr 6, 2015, Starrpower wrote: WHAT CAN I DO WITH THE REMAINS? You have a wide range of choices. They can be put in a niche in a columbarium, buried, scattered, or kept by the family. Cremated remains might be divided among family members to be kept, sprinkled or buried in several different places (i.e. with a first and second spouse). The ashes are sterile and pose no health hazard. Their disposition is generally not regulated by law. |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2889 Posts
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On Apr 6, 2015, Salguod Nairb wrote: Still can't see them being all that safe to breathe.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts
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No more harmful than dust, not that I'm eager to try...
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Starrpower Inner circle 4070 Posts
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On Apr 6, 2015, mastermindreader wrote: Have you ever done something that wasn't permitted? I know I have. And if that "something" was a loved one's final wish, and it was a simple matter of breaking the rules of a mega-conglomerate, I think I'd do something that wasn't permitted. |
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pollark New user 3 Posts
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On Apr 6, 2015, Salguod Nairb wrote: The video is funny. I once saw the similar thing happened by a beach where the onshore wind was strong. Asian tourists enjoying the view wore the deceased because no-one checked the wind direct. The loved one is now all over the place. Memories 
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts
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OP seems to have vanished!
(As the original OP, that is.  )
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts
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On Apr 6, 2015, Starrpower wrote: I only posted some informational material I though was relevent. I don't really care if you break any rules or laws. But if you read the link you'll find that it is likely that your loved one's remains won't remain there for long. Who knows where Disney will dispose of them after the are done spraying them down with disinfectant? Washed down a sewer drain maybe? |
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pollark New user 3 Posts
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Seems like if you are caught spreading ashes at Disney, you will be slugged the clean up costs.
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts
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I thought of it from a different angle, say that you didn't care for the individual that is cremated... and you dump their ashes in the "It's a Small World" ride. After 10 minutes on that ride will make anyone hate that song, now imagine listening to it for all eternity.
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts
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You could always mix the ashes with porcelain and make a fitting urn. You could even put it on public display. Just think of the locations: Gas Stations, Subway Stations, Public Park facilities, the list go on and on!
 In Memory...
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Kabbalah Inner circle 1621 Posts
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"Long may magicians fascinate and continue to be fascinated by the mystery potential in a pack of cards."
~Cliff Green "The greatest tricks ever performed are not done at all. The audience simply think they see them." ~ John Northern Hilliard |
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Starrpower Inner circle 4070 Posts
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On Apr 7, 2015, mastermindreader wrote: Maybe. What's your point? |
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ZachDavenport Inner circle Last time I posted I had one less than 1196 Posts
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Hist point is that its ridiculous to have your ashes scattered at Disney world. This is of course an opinion, but I don't think many can disagree after thinking about it.
Reality is a real killjoy.
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Starrpower Inner circle 4070 Posts
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I'd rather he tell me what he meant, but since you chimed in, what is NOT a ridiculous way to dispose of a dead person? Bury them for the worms to dine on? Drop them into the ocean (same result, different animals)? Shoot them into space?
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts
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Pssstt....
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts
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On Apr 7, 2015, Starrpower wrote: Stop it now - the conversation has nowhere left to go once this basic fact is brought up. Basically, the end result is the same whatever method is used. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1777 Posts
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I attended a memorial for an ex-navy guy who had a great sense of humor. His body was displayed in an open casket, and taped inside the coffin lid (facing the assembled crowd) was sign: "I'd rather be sailing."
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