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Illusions4Life
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About a week ago my wife and I took my 4 year old son for a preschool screening, while we were there the lady doing the screening said we should go ahead and do a screening on my 3 year old daughter. The lady sat down with my daughter and began to ask her simple questions about colors and numbers and so forth, which I am happy to add my daughter excelled at. Then....

The lady pulled out a coffee cup sat it on the table in front of my daughter and said "What is this?"
My daughter answered, "A cup."
The lady said, "and what do we use a cup for?"
My daughter looked her straight in the eyes and said "Magic."

I thought the lady was going to die, it was obvious that she had never heard and answer like that before. I let her sit there for a moment with the perplexed look on her face before I explained what daddy did. As Art Linkletter used to say "kids say the darndest things"
Rob Johnston
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That is hilarious. You have raised her well!
"Genius is another word for magic, and the whole point of magic is that it is inexplicable." - Margot Fonteyn
Margarette
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Well, that's kids for you! One time during the children's sermon at church, the pastor asked everyone what their mom did for a living. He gets to my son, and he eagerly replies, in a very loud voice, "Um, my mom works in a church during the day, and uses handcuffs at night." Boy, if I could have disappeared at that very moment, I would have!!

Margarette
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
cardman1990
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That's hillarious, did you straighten it up?
indridcold
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I wouldn't have ever straightened up a perfect moment like that!
The Mighty Fool
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At least she didn't say "hockey!"
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
Smudge
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I said to a kid once lay your card face down on the pack and he layed his cheek on the deck. I suppose he thought I meant his face. lol
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I like it.
ruaturtle
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On 2004-02-18 22:34, Margarette wrote:
"Um, my mom works in a church during the day, and uses handcuffs at night." Boy, if I could have disappeared at that very moment, I would have!!

Margarette


This is great! Thank you so very much for the visual...
I have found that I do not suffer from insanity... instead I rather enjoy it! : )

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