Wacky, well how about getting chained up and put in a poly bag surrounded with empty fag packets, dog ends and ash, then let the press interview you to promote No Smoking Day, plus if you smoke yourself you have to hide that fact away from the booker NHS for the duration of the gig. Only a looney would do this, so if you want to see a looney, go to the Hetton Centre in Sunderland next Wednesday !!!

I always had my thoughts that you were insane Ken, this just proves it

Besides myself, I now know 5 smoking EA's (smoking as in cigerettes not smoking as in good at what they do, of course they might be good at what they do....er, umm, I'll stop talking before I get in trouble )

So now we have established a direct link between smoking and handcuffs, and also that Orange is by far the most dangerous and possibly deadly of the Jellos.

And not one mention of kitty litter, liquified corn starch, or spray-in foam insulation.

I am hoping the 'dog ends' are, what we refer to here in the states, as the filter or butt end.

I was thinking a buried alive under manure would be a sight to see!!

Dam*it.. You are ALL crazy! I think I will go back to juggling...

You Don't Have to be CRAZY but it might Help. Don,

I too hope the dog ends are cig butts poooooooooooo !

Uh David, your the one wearing the straightjacket. Well I guess we all wear them now and again......nevermind.