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KerryJK Special user Northampton UK 621 Posts 
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This line came to me out of the blue just prior to doing a card trick the other day in one of those terrible moments of inspiration you sometimes get (though as is the case with most puns I doubt I'm the first to have thought of it). Ashamed as I am at having used it, I thought I'd share it with you here:
"This trick was taught to me by a mentor of mine who was a card shark known as Larry The Lamb. They called him that because he was a gambolling man." I'll get my coat. |
Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts
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You wrote:"This trick was taught to me by a mentor of mine who was a card shark known as Larry The Lamb.
A shark in lambs clothing?
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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El_Lamo Special user Canada 589 Posts
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Baaaaaaaaaaad!
But so was my response, I have to sheepishly admit.
Life is a system of circumstance presented coincidently in an illusory way.
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Reis O'Brien Inner circle Seattle, WA 2467 Posts
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It's bad puns like these that really get my goat.
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts
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"It's bad puns like these that really get my goat. "
I was just "Kidding"
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Reis O'Brien Inner circle Seattle, WA 2467 Posts
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Oh! Ouch!
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5156 Posts
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Wool ewe stop this please?!
Jack Shalom
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El_Lamo Special user Canada 589 Posts
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Careful. We don't want anyone climbing the ramparts in anger!
Life is a system of circumstance presented coincidently in an illusory way.
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Bobcape Elite user Rapid City, SD 470 Posts
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Will someone please Silence those Lambs!
Bob
Be Amazed! + Enjoy The Magic!
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Trois Special user Myrtle Beach 594 Posts
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This is slaughtering me.
Not clever enough to come up with something orginal, or did I.
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Reis O'Brien Inner circle Seattle, WA 2467 Posts
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Man, you guys sure have chops.
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Reg Rozee Special user Vancouver, Canada 592 Posts
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I really think you should shear away from gambling effects—if you make a mistake you could really get fleeced!
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it. -Phillip K. Dick
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El_Lamo Special user Canada 589 Posts
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I didn't know there were this many sheep jokes.
I started counting them and zzz zzz zzz
Life is a system of circumstance presented coincidently in an illusory way.
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts
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Ok that's it I've HERD enough!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Smudge New user 82 Posts
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If your puns are that bad, you shouldn't SHEAR them with others.
Ooh that was bad if you can't BLEAT them join em. |
Alym Amlani Inner circle Canada 1464 Posts
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Horrrrible!!!
That's not punny! But there's this guy who always wanted to win the pun contest on his local radio station. So...he chose his top ten puns and sent them into the radio station hoping that one would win... Unfortunately for him..... No pun in ten did. a.
Logic Defied
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ruaturtle Regular user Gastonia, NC 113 Posts
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Quit trying to pull the wool over our eyes.... just speak your mind.
Sorry...
I have found that I do not suffer from insanity... instead I rather enjoy it! : )
Poodle... the other white meat. |
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