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KerryJK
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This line came to me out of the blue just prior to doing a card trick the other day in one of those terrible moments of inspiration you sometimes get (though as is the case with most puns I doubt I'm the first to have thought of it). Ashamed as I am at having used it, I thought I'd share it with you here:

"This trick was taught to me by a mentor of mine who was a card shark known as Larry The Lamb. They called him that because he was a gambolling man."

I'll get my coat.
Cabrera
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You wrote:"This trick was taught to me by a mentor of mine who was a card shark known as Larry The Lamb.

A shark in lambs clothing?
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
El_Lamo
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Baaaaaaaaaaad!

But so was my response, I have to sheepishly admit.
Life is a system of circumstance presented coincidently in an illusory way.
Reis O'Brien
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It's bad puns like these that really get my goat.
Homo vult decipi; decipiatur

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Cabrera
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"It's bad puns like these that really get my goat. "

I was just "Kidding"
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
Reis O'Brien
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Oh! Ouch!
Homo vult decipi; decipiatur

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Wool ewe stop this please?!

Jack Shalom
El_Lamo
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Careful. We don't want anyone climbing the ramparts in anger!
Life is a system of circumstance presented coincidently in an illusory way.
Bobcape
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Will someone please Silence those Lambs!

Bob
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Trois
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This is slaughtering me.
Not clever enough to come up with something orginal, or did I.
Reis O'Brien
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Man, you guys sure have chops.
Homo vult decipi; decipiatur

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Reg Rozee
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I really think you should shear away from gambling effects—if you make a mistake you could really get fleeced!
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it. -Phillip K. Dick



Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? -Chico Marx
El_Lamo
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I didn't know there were this many sheep jokes.
I started counting them and zzz zzz zzz
Life is a system of circumstance presented coincidently in an illusory way.
Cabrera
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Ok that's it I've HERD enough!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
Smudge
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If your puns are that bad, you shouldn't SHEAR them with others.

Ooh that was bad if you can't BLEAT them join em.
Alym Amlani
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Horrrrible!!!
That's not punny!

But there's this guy who always wanted to win the pun contest on his local radio station. So...he chose his top ten puns and sent them into the radio station hoping that one would win...

Unfortunately for him.....

No pun in ten did.

a.
Logic Defied
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Quit trying to pull the wool over our eyes.... just speak your mind.

Sorry...
I have found that I do not suffer from insanity... instead I rather enjoy it! : )

Poodle... the other white meat.
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