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KerryJK Special user Northampton UK 621 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to produce, palm, colour switch, shatter, restore, float, disappear, re-appear and change a lightbulb?
How many geek magicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Mmph, chomp <burp>. What do you mean, "change"? How many illusionists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, plus supporting cast of leggy dancers, team of behind the scenes consultants, designers and builders and someone in the audience to start the standing ovation. How many net magicians does it take to change a lightbulb? One to do it, loads more to chime in saying "he's not so great, I've done that". Got any more? |
Vibono Magic Special user Växjö,Sweden 647 Posts |
How many magicians that are MENSA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one; they really are that smart.
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Necromance New user Pattingham, UK 53 Posts |
Try this out for size:
http://www.eyrie.org/~thad/strange/lightbulbs.html
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Dave Le Fevre Inner circle UK 1666 Posts |
I must confess that I have shamelessly plagiarised the following Magician/Lightbulb jokes from various sources.
121 1 magician to change it 80 magicians to criticise how he changed it 40 magicians to claim that they've come up with a new method to change it And don't forget..... 4 lovely assistants to dance around the magician as he changes the lightbulb 20 to write letter to magic magazines about changing lightbulbs 9576 1 magician to go up and change the lightbulb 9575 magicians to say "That should be me up there" 532 to call up the local magic dealer the next day to buy the "Changing Lightbulb" effect 100 who buy the lecture notes 1 who convinces Channel 4 to give him a TV special based on changing lightbulbs 973 who claim that he didn't deserve a TV special for something as simple as changing a lightbulb 798 who now think that he invented the lightbulb 2051 who didn't know what a lightbulb was before the TV special, but immediately get business cards printed and start charging people for changing lightbulbs as soon as they found out where to buy lightbulbs Within 12 weeks, 62% of them think that they know more than anybody else about changing lightbulbs 14% of them can't really change lightbulbs at all, but they find places on the Internet to brag about their lightbulb changing skills 1 who discovers that someone else had actually screwed in the light bulb, but the clever TV editing made it look as though the magician did it 2563 who complain it wasn't "real" magic, due to the TV editing 654 who claim they can perform the change using a real lightbulb, and that "gaffed" lightbulbs are for amateurs only 6523 who buy the "Changing Lightbulb" effect, only to find the secret is so overpriced and simple that they put it at the back of a drawer and forget about it 1 who accidentally replaces one of the dud lightbulbs in his house with the gaffed one, thus losing it forever 1 after he actually screws in the lightbulb having spent the better part of each and every day practicing his various skills shuffling cards, flipping special coins across his hairy knuckles, twirling a ballpoint pen endlessly around in circles between his forefinger and thumb, snapping rubber bands between his fingers, pulling handkerchiefs out of his butt and other body cavities, stacking coins, patting the bunny, and watching outdated videos Dave
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Slim Price Inner circle 1935 - 2006 1326 Posts |
And one, (for real) who really does eat the bulb, and then speculates about "The light at the end of the tunnel..
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Popo Loyal user Valparaiso, IN 219 Posts |
One to change it saying he only used his mental powers to do so. One to vehemently argue that that is not humanly possible. And 30,000 others to take sides and argue about it without ever having tried to change a lightbulb!
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redstreak Inner circle A.K.A David Kong 1368 Posts |
HOw many magicians does it take to shange a lightbulb? It depends what you change it into.
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Sean W. Burke Loyal user Washington D.C. 300 Posts |
What's a light bulb?
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Sburke, crocuses are small with a minimal density before planting; I hope this answers your question.
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
Only one...but he has to pour the milk out first.
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Reg Rozee Special user Vancouver, Canada 592 Posts |
How many goth magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None— they'd all rather sit in the dark and be depressed!
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it. -Phillip K. Dick
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
How many mentalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten--one to change it and nine to issue disclaimers that the light was ever out in the first place. Jack Shalom
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