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A while back I was doing shows in and around the London area for what might be called the posho sect of society. Think my brashness and couldn't give a toss attitude served me well on what could have been awkward peeps.

Original work came via Beedle who had a large set of distorted real glass mirrors from me, he had amazing contacts which acted like pyramid work with umpteen shows coming out of each one we did. This spirals out of control when I was introduced to Brynner when he was working the King and I at the Palladium, this also snowballed up to the present with work still coming from these contacts.

So to drill down to it the result was a top film part offered to me to portray Pickwick. I have accepted the run up section of a three month contract but when the paperwork came through I was required to put on a lot of weight in order to get the character. No, padding wouldn't work as an escape while stripped was in the text so a fat *** showing his flab was required and if I wanted the gig I had to oblige. So here I am stuffing as much crap food into my mouth as possible and already look like Mr Blobby, but they still want more !!!

So now I find it hard getting into escape gear let alone getting out of it and with pre contracted escape works booked from May onwards I pray that I will be able to lose all that's been put on.

Would you go to these lengths for the art ????

No your not getting a selfie of my tum,,,,, no chance. Smile Smile Smile
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What we do for the art.
At least it should be relatively easy to lose the weight since you only need to cut out the offending food.
Congratulations.
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The size of your belt defines your middle-age? Hah!
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I picture Ken eating eggs like Steve McQueen in Cool Hand Luke or Stalone as Rocky.

Which leads me to a different question.
When the Brits listen to Stalone, do you think he has a really bad American accent?
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Hell I want this contract so bad I would eat anything. So Jay, stick a squewer up your bum and I may even take a chunk out a you !!!! Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
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[quote]On Feb 27, 2016, jay leslie wrote:
I picture Ken eating eggs like Steve McQueen in Cool Hand Luke.......

Or maybe even Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke, lol.

I think Ken has become like Robert De Niro, who has several times gained weight for a role. I suppose the real trick is losing it again afterwards. Maybe not so easy.
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Oh yeah, Newman.

Hay Ken, his name is on a salad dressing... To keep it food related.
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Many congratulations, Ken, and best of luck gaining and escaping the extra weight!
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I see him now with his own infomercial
Kondini’s Bust A Gut workout plan
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I know how you feel ken, after I passed selection I was under weight so was put on the pie diet, which consisted of a pie with every meal inc breakfast and supper!

keep going you can do it!! it may be advisable to do some form of weight training too to allow your body to adapt to the weight it now has to carry
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Your right, the extra weight on knees and ankles could be a pain. Never been a light weight but looking in mirror Mr Blobby comes to mind.
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I think you should contact a weight loss company that has commercials or uses photos.
Make some money with the before and after photos.
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Never been this size before and its real uncomfortable. Plays on your breathing, can only manage sex four times a day where it used to be eight !! Even crossing me legs is hard work, I hate it. Good idea Jay but everyone's been saying its easier to put on than take off so I'm not a happy chappie and to top it all they haven't paid me complete yet !
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You have to get a bigger chain
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On Mar 2, 2016, Kondini wrote:
can only manage sex four times a day where it used to be eight !


Does Pat know about this?
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Don't be silly, of course not. Smile
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