Has anyone had any Balloon Misadventures they can tell? The only Misadventure I've seen on this forum was where the performer made a balloon animal with a tail. Then, in an act of mischief, one of the adult-spectators curled the tail in between the figure's legs to create the obvious organ.
So are there any other Misadventures that you balloonists can share?

There are a couple of books on that. I looked it up one time. . I saw one on ebay but never bought it. I do not remember the names of the books tho. db

Try Youtube or burlesqueballoons.com.

I ate a balloon at a kids birthday party. As I ate the balloon the kid began squealing in delight.

"That's what mommy does to daddy's willie," he said! The mother went scarlett! I said nothing and moved on to the next trick.