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John McDonald
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Does anyone know any jokes about magicians?

Here goes one.

How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

...

It depends on what you want it changed into...
Best wishes John
Jon Gallagher
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How do you get a semi-professional magician off your porch?





Pay him for the pizza.
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GaMBiT_101
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Hear about the drunk magician?


He was walking down the street and turned into a bar!
"Being able to do tricks, doesn't mean you're able to be Entertaining!"
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The funny thing about that Jon, is that I deliver pizzas!!!
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nick nickolas
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How do you get a magician to do 100 card tricks ?
Ask him to show you one.
Vick
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When I was a child my mother asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up
I said "a magician"
She said "you can't do both"
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I told my mother "You know, I've half a mind to become a professional magician"
She said "that should do"
Cody S. Fisher
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Have you seen Volumes 1-4 of the new Elmsley videos?

I haven't seen volume 3...but I did see volume 4 twice!


OK That was bad...

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Whats the difference between a magician and a pizza?






A pizza can feed a family of four.
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On 2004-03-28 22:24, nick nickolas wrote:
How do you get a magician to do 100 card tricks ?
Ask him to show you one.


LOL, it's true!
Jon Gallagher
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On 2004-03-25 16:01, amshake wrote:
The funny thing about that Jon, is that I deliver pizzas!!!


Nothing wrong with that, Adam. I spent ten years slingin' pizzas myself. I thought it was pretty bad for someone with two Bachelor degrees to be delivering till we hired a guy with a Masters.
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Did you hear about the guy who ran into the Magician he Appeared out of No Where. Don,
-The Scot-
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How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?




One to change it, and the rest to say how he could have done it better.
Larry Barnowsky
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Two. One to unscrew it and the other to pour out the milk.
Jon Gallagher
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On 2004-04-09 10:55, -The Scot- wrote:
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change it, and the rest to say how he could have done it better.


And then a few more to argue over who first came up with the idea and whether Marlo lifted it from someone else before putting it in his notes plus a few more to argue about which version is better....

And then another bunch to scramble to get a video out and argue some more....


Isn't it nice that we can make fun of ourselves like this?
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Bill Palmer
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A fellow with a rabbit in a hat pin on his lapel and a fellow with a magic wand under his arm are waiting for a cab. Which one is the magician?







The cab driver.
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Sid Mayer
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What does it mean when a magician drools out of both sides of his mouth?







It means that the stage is level.
All the world's a stage ... and everybody on it is overacting.
Eric Woods
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On 2004-03-31 18:03, fishermagic wrote:
Have you seen Volumes 1-4 of the new Elmsley videos?

I haven't seen volume 3...but I did see volume 4 twice!


OK That was bad...

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Very nice!!
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Sign, you've hired the wrong Magician!








All the balloon animals are ribbed and lubricated.!!
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