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John McDonald Regular user Manchester, England, UK 171 Posts |
Does anyone know any jokes about magicians?
Here goes one. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? ... It depends on what you want it changed into...
Best wishes John
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Jon Gallagher Veteran user Elmwood, Illinois 395 Posts |
How do you get a semi-professional magician off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza. |
GaMBiT_101 Regular user Adelaide 135 Posts |
Hear about the drunk magician?
He was walking down the street and turned into a bar!
"Being able to do tricks, doesn't mean you're able to be Entertaining!"
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amshake Regular user 164 Posts |
The funny thing about that Jon, is that I deliver pizzas!!!
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nick nickolas New user Melbourne Australia 78 Posts |
How do you get a magician to do 100 card tricks ?
Ask him to show you one. |
Vick Inner circle It's taken me 10+ years to make 1120 Posts |
When I was a child my mother asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up
I said "a magician" She said "you can't do both"
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
I told my mother "You know, I've half a mind to become a professional magician"
She said "that should do" |
Cody S. Fisher V.I.P. Austin, Texas 1194 Posts |
Have you seen Volumes 1-4 of the new Elmsley videos?
I haven't seen volume 3...but I did see volume 4 twice! OK That was bad... Cody S. Fisher
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CWMoss Regular user 111 Posts |
Whats the difference between a magician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four. |
redstreak Inner circle A.K.A David Kong 1368 Posts |
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On 2004-03-28 22:24, nick nickolas wrote: LOL, it's true! |
Jon Gallagher Veteran user Elmwood, Illinois 395 Posts |
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On 2004-03-25 16:01, amshake wrote: Nothing wrong with that, Adam. I spent ten years slingin' pizzas myself. I thought it was pretty bad for someone with two Bachelor degrees to be delivering till we hired a guy with a Masters. |
The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Did you hear about the guy who ran into the Magician he Appeared out of No Where. Don,
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-The Scot- Special user 726 Posts |
How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change it, and the rest to say how he could have done it better. |
Larry Barnowsky Inner circle Cooperstown, NY where bats are made from 4770 Posts |
Two. One to unscrew it and the other to pour out the milk.
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Jon Gallagher Veteran user Elmwood, Illinois 395 Posts |
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On 2004-04-09 10:55, -The Scot- wrote: And then a few more to argue over who first came up with the idea and whether Marlo lifted it from someone else before putting it in his notes plus a few more to argue about which version is better.... And then another bunch to scramble to get a video out and argue some more.... Isn't it nice that we can make fun of ourselves like this? |
Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
A fellow with a rabbit in a hat pin on his lapel and a fellow with a magic wand under his arm are waiting for a cab. Which one is the magician?
The cab driver.
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Sid Mayer Special user Santa Fe, NM 656 Posts |
What does it mean when a magician drools out of both sides of his mouth?
It means that the stage is level.
All the world's a stage ... and everybody on it is overacting.
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts |
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On 2004-03-31 18:03, fishermagic wrote: Very nice!! |
Brent McLeod Inner circle 1792 Posts |
Sign, you've hired the wrong Magician!
All the balloon animals are ribbed and lubricated.!! |
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