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NJJ
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Here's a few place not to certain tricks based on my personal experience:

NEVER do ring flight near a drain...

NEVER do a french drop with your chips at the blackchip table...

NEVER do credit card fraud and remove the black stripe at the bank counter...
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NEVER do an ambitious card routine at the poker tables.
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NEVER Tear and Restore the dealers cards at the Blackjack tables. They really hate that.
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Never use d' lites at a laser tag place. The workers think you have a laser pointer
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Don't do the vanishing dollar bill trick at the grocery store check out!

Don't do the goldfish-eating routine at the aquarium.
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I know this may be touchy, but never do magic on a date, UNLESS you can make a romantic ending...
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Don't do magic in the restroom, or in the car while driving.
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I can't think of a single girl I've gone out with who would want to see a romantic trick! (floating rose etc.) It's just plain tacky!

I have done card tricks whilst driving before!
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I think a good idea would be to do three cards across, but request to count the cards and flip them face up... have something written on those cards...
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Never do magic tricks at a funeral.
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On 2004-04-09 18:58, Bill Palmer wrote:
Never do magic tricks at a funeral.

It's been done, and people have been paid for it. Sad, but true.
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Don't practice your escape skills in front of the guards in jail.
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Don't do magic on a date??????
If you are taking out a beautiful girl you shouldn't even be thinking about magic. Focus is key here.
Don't do magic at funerals??????
Depends on who died. My mother in law? I'll hire magicians (many of them) and a Rock band (maybe put the old Guns and Roses back together for one last show)
Don't do appearing beautiful girls from a hankerchief at your wedding. (it is a must do at your bachelors though)
Don't do vanishing car at the Ferrari dealership. (if you are Michael Schumacher you can perform this amazing feat at round about Lap 3 or 4. that's OK)
Don't do I can play the Stairway to heaven introduction on the guitar or Fur Elize on the Piano magic trick. EVER. Not even if you are Led Zeppelin or Beethoven.
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When don't I do magic?

In the shower...

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I agree with no magic on the first date. I actually went out with a girl for 2 months before she saw any magic effects from me. Anticipation was key. She dumped me. Never do baffling bra at Grandma's house lol. Just kidding guys. We're still together and it's been good. (Still, don't do that Baffling Bra at Grandma's).
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I know a guy who works as a security guard and carries police issue handcuffs with him. He claims he got cuffed once at a protest and was able to undo the cuffs with the key he has.
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On 2004-04-10 19:31, Ty Argo wrote:
Don't practice your escape skills in front of the guards in jail.


I was arrested about 8 years ago for (unknowingly) driving while my license was suspended. The cop was a little taken aback when we arrived at the station and he took me out of the car, and my hands were still cuffed, but were now in front of me.

I told him I was a magician and he laughed.

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Never do magic at a Funeral, Valentines Day at a Restaurant or in the car while I am driving lol
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Never do anything involving a guillotine, arm chopper, dissecto, or other falling blades at a nudist colony.

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Avimagic.
Id love to see you at a fetish party. You seem to have the knack for comedy man.
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