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You should watch the Penn and Teller ******** episode on drugs. Since they ar emagicians and of pretty high intellect.
Dont do magic while buying drugs you could get yourself killed.
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Dont do magic while buying drugs you could get yourself killed.

It is equally dangerous to do drugs while buying magic.
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Don't do the threading-razorblades-in-your-mouth trick in a school safety show.
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Ok, now how many of these NEVER DO MAGICS....have people actually done!

(I know I did all of mine!)
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Don't do a change bag routine inside a church while a mass is going on, or the faithfuls will drop their offerings in the bag.

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On 2004-04-22 14:24, avimagic wrote:
On 2004-04-10 19:31, Ty Argo wrote:
Don't practice your escape skills in front of the guards in jail.

I was arrested about 8 years ago for (unknowingly) driving while my license was suspended. The cop was a little taken aback when we arrived at the station and he took me out of the car, and my hands were still cuffed, but were now in front of me.

I told him I was a magician and he laughed.


That was a cool post. That story tickles me!

You said he was a LITTLE taken aback? I would have hoped for absolute SHOCK from the poor chap! But maybe he didn't want to lose his professional "cool", eh?

When he laughed, that was a good sign. A cop laughing when someone rearranged his handcuffs is a sign that you must have done something right. At least he didn't respond with anger! But on the other hand, what could he do? The escape was already done, and you were still in his custody, while it was obvious that you could have taken advantage of the situation, but did not. Maybe he felt a bit humbled?
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On 2004-04-09 18:58, Bill Palmer wrote:
Never do magic tricks at a funeral.

Boy, tell me about it!!! That "raising the dead" thing didn't get a good response at all!!!
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Never perform a levitation under a ceiling fan.
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Never practice while sitting on the throne, ESPECIALLY lapping... Smile If you drop anything, you are probably going to want to replace it!
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Hey TwistedAce,

My grandma actually gave me three of her bandanas so that I can make a baffling bra. I loved that lady!!

To add my two cents... Don't do mentalism in a nuthouse!!

S. Patrick
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Don't do a one to a hundred dollar bill switch in the Salvation Army soup kitchen.
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On 2004-04-09 18:58, Bill Palmer wrote:
Never do magic tricks at a funeral.

Bill...Don't be sending out those negative waves about my favorite type of busking venue! Smile
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Never do the Apollo's Torch in a petrol station.
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I was going to say never do Rocky Raccoon in a vet's waiting room but then decided that might actully be quite funny.
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Mercenary that I am... Never perform ANYWHERE unless you are getting paid (in one form or another).
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Never perform magnets (the huge neo magnets) near somebody's pockets, one guys credit cards got destroyed.

Also don't do gimmicked coin magic at a supermaket then hand the payment for the goods with coin uniques, bitten coins, bent coins, etc! I'm sure a lot of coin guys have lost a lot of coins this way!
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I was hired by a local hospital to do a show once. I thought it was for the pediatric wing. When I got there I was surprised to find out that I was performing for patients in the psychiatric wing. I had planned on doing a straight-jacket escape. I was faced with the age old dilemma, should I do the straight-jacket escape for psychiatric patients or not?

The show went well and I decided to do the escape. It ended up being the best part of the show. Some of the older patients there had actually been locked in straight-jackets at some point in thier lives and they absolutely loved the fact that I was able to escape from one.
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