On 2003-03-07 19:50, WR wrote:
You Might be a Magician If:

You drive to work while practicing palming a quarter

You pull five dollars out a waitresses ear to leave a tip

Your twin boys are named Sigfried and Roy

Your idea of a fun date involves a lady and a saw

You have a dog named Houdini

You are back ordered for rabbits and mice at the pet store

You have more than three decks of cards on you at any given time

When you hear someone force themselves on someone you wonder which card they used

You introduce your wife as "My assistant."

You're a doctor; After completing a delivery of a baby you pull the sheet back and say
"Ta-dum."

You're a waiter; You do the never ending coil routine with spaghetti from your mouth.

You own an Iron maiden.

When meeting someone for the first time you say "Now don't tell me your name, I see it, it begins with.... A... Etc... You were born on...

When someone asks for your card you give them the ace of diamonds

You wear black on the Aniversery of Houdini's death

You see something and wonder how long it would take to escape from it

You try to teach your cat to jump through burning hoops like Sigfreid and Roy's tigers

You try to pull things out of other peoples hats

Your best pickup line begins with "Pick a card"

You own more than three tuxedos

You watch the space shuttle lift off and start thinking of ways to make it disappear

You have never been to the looney bin, yet you own a straight jacket

No one will play cards with you

The oldest deck of cards in use in your possession was purchased a week ago and you're ready to toss it

You can't help but wonder what those cups would look like mouth-down on the table

The thought of bending or writing on a playing card doesn't throw you for a loop anymore

You have half-dollars in your house that you acquired on purpose

It matters to you how someone shuffles your deck

When seated at a restaurant you survey the table for "props."

When you want to put a coin into your left hand you have to first pick it up with your right

You are the only one of your male friends to have a nice silk collection

When back palming your movie ticket and producing it out of thin air

When you can't stand to play card games because of that tempting deck of cards

All your friends call when magic is on TV

After viewing magic on TV, everyone in the room looks at you asks, "How'd they do that"? All you do is smile and say, "It's really easy if you think about it, but magicians can't tell." And you're really thinking "How did they do that"?

You make more passes with decks of cards than you do with the ladies

You can lose your thumbtip and visit the magic shop instead of the emergency ward.