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philraso
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When you are "spray painting" cards on your floor.

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blackstone99
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When you think U.F. Grant was a Civil War general.
Jack Skipton
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When the gear stick of your car always has rubber bands around it and you're always discovering 3" lengths of rope or knots in your suit pockets.
weepinwil
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You know you are a bizarre magician when you see a hemorrhoid outbreak as a chance to use real blood in your performance.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
jakeg
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When you go on a date, and getting lucky means that she picked the force card.
Dan Ford
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When you can spell magician!
Eldon
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On Nov 22, 2017, Dan Ford wrote:
When you can spell magician!


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Rook
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Mrs. Rook calls out "Honey, there's a disembodied thumb in the dryer again!"
Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.

-Roald Dahl
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On Nov 29, 2017, Rook wrote:
Mrs. Rook calls out "Honey, there's a disembodied thumb in the dryer again!"


At a deceased estate auction of a magician a while back I bought a large box of T.T.s. I didn’t need the box so it ended downstairs in the recycling at our apartment building. A large polystyrene box labelled “thumb tips” in large letters where everyone could see it.
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