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alekz New user Munich, Germany 86 Posts |
Hey,
I fetched 2 Audio CD's from the living room. And well.. at halfway back to my room I realized that I was SHUFFLING them! (Overhand.. not Riffle ). Oh man, that really frightened me. And.. I love those "Top 10 signs that ..." lists. So what about starting one for card junkies? Here's my first one: - You shuffle Audio CD's |
Danny Diamond Inner circle Connecticut 1400 Posts |
Here's a few...
1) When paying for groceries at the cash register, you place your Credit Card in and out of Tenkai Palm a half a dozen times before giving it to the cashier. 2) You're more likely to leave the house without your pants than without your deck. 3) You know what city has the zip code 45212 and why that city is important.
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you drown by staying there. - Edwin Louis Cole |
Samuel Catoe Inner circle South Carolina 1268 Posts |
4) When you open the glove box to get your registration for the nice officer, three decks of cards spill out.
5) You were pulled over for speeding because you were too busy shuffling your NEW deck to break them.
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Ollie1235 Special user England 533 Posts |
6)you write notes in lessons on cards
7)you can tell by the weight when there is a card missing card from the deck |
Daniel Santos Special user 562 Posts |
8.) You always make sure your cards are next to you at night. Better yet, if you have a whole drawer, safe, etc. especially for your cards!
9.) You watch the movie Alice in Wonderland just to see the whole part with the cards (imagine your friends seeing that...). 10.) You can make all different kinds of card sounds and play a game of air cards, going into a magic trick in which you can literally tell who has what card. |
MacGyver Inner circle St. Louis, MO 1419 Posts |
11) You try to faro everything: Cookies, CD's, coins, EVERYTHING!
12) You stare down anyone who dares to ask you if they could play a "game" with your new deck that you just got broken in. 13) You specifically watch for cards in movies just to see if they're bikes or not. 14) Whenever you are handed any type of movie ticket, recipt or buisness card, you immidiatly go into back palms or some other tenkai vanish/reproduction sequence. 15) When playing a card game and asked to shuffle a deck, you start false shuffling and false cutting without relizing it, and relize that no-one knows why your smiling to yourself. |
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