Playing with Words

The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Below are a few examples, try adding some yourself



Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex.

Doltergeist: a spirit that decides to haunt someplace stupid, such as your septic tank.

Giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high, such as the famous "Surrender Dorothy" on the Beltway overpass.

Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.

Impotience: eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription.

Reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly.

DIOS: the one true operating system.

Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: terminal coolness.

Writer's tramp: a woman who practices poetic licentiousness.

Taterfamilias: the head of the Potato Head family.

Osteopornosis: a degenerate disease.

Adulatery: cheating on your wife with a much younger woman who holds you in awe.

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

Deifenestration: to throw all talk of God out the window.

Dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Manufracture: to produce items which break after little use.

Imargination: the fantasy of being liminalized.

Telegant: Looking good on tv.



Muggy

I thought of a few magical ones:

misstical: the actual effect of a trick that you totally blow

sorecery: sleight of hand that leaves your knuckles aching

ledgerdemain: sleight of hand as practiced by Enron's (et al.) accountants

whizzard: a magician who rushes his act

-Reg {*}

Mintalist - a mind reader with fresh breath

Muggy

Ever check out Unwords? Lots of not real words like those, eh.