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daffydoug
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Any Stoogeaholics on the forum? Have a favorite Stooge line?

Here's a couple: "Remind me to moider you you later!"

"I'll make a note of it! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"

"Hey porcupine you finally gettin a brain there!"

"I'll moiderlise ya!"
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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"Hey, Moe!! Hey, Larry!! Give me the Cheese!!"

"Slowly I turned...Inch, by Inch......."

"You Chowderhead!!" (*Slap*, *Punch*...*Eye Poke*!!)
"Once is Magic!! Twice is an Education!!"
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"What's that you're smokin', an inner tube?"
"I'll give them a mummy- we'll make a mummy out of you!"
"I told you your face scares people. Why don't you throw it away?"
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it. -Phillip K. Dick



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Now I'm splittin a gut laughin at these!!
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"I'll tear your tonsils out!"

"Remind me to kill you later!"

"I'll annihilate you!"

You sure couldn't tell Shemp is my favorite Stooge. These are all Moe's lines, but he had the best ones.
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"I can't see, I can't see !!! I got my eyes closed!"
That is so stupid but it always, makes me laugh.

"Ohhh Mamy, it's your little boy sammie, coming home from Alabamy, put on the eggs and hammiee, don't flim flammie, ohhh Mamy, OHHH MAMEEEEEEE!" crash bang, fall on top of Mamy!

Or Mr. Borsch stealing and hiding film in watermelons... "give me that filem".

Moe... "I said I'm sorry, now shut up!"

Love the stooges, introduced my kids to them as soon as they started watching televsion!

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"Here you go fellas! Eat up. Hotdog, it's the cat's meow!" (Larry)
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"Hey, what's going on, I feel a draft!"
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*We baked you a birthday cake
IF you get a tummy ache
and you moan and groan and woe
DON'T FORGET We Told YOU SOO!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Happy Birthday! Woo HOOO*

(It probably was made out of a CAN A PEAS)
I love the Three Stooges, you just can't get enough of them!
-Mack Magic
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* "If the shoe fits, get another one just like it."
* "Use the talents you have, for the woods would be a very silent place if only the best birds sang!"
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Take off your hat. Raise your right hand. Take off your hat. Raise your right hand. TAKE OFF YOUR HAT!!!!
(Disorder in the court)
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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"Administer the anesthetics" (hits him on the head with a hammer)
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"OOOOOO look, Sham-pag-knee"
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Hey guys this is SOOO cool. It's amazing to know there are so many stoogeaholics amoung the magic fraternity!

Remember this one. "What does your watch say? Tick, tock, tick , toc, ....(I didn't make it up. It was an actual stooge line!)

"What kind of fool do you take me for?" "Why, is there more than one kind?"
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"Hey Moe! A termite with dandruff!"
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it. -Phillip K. Dick



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"Now I wanna be your dog."

Oh, wait. That's Iggy Stooge.
"Sure, I do Scotch and Soda in every show. What? You mean there's a trick by that name?"
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Who's that?
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Moe actually has some ties with magic. On June 7, 1925, Moe married Helen Schonberger, a cousin of the late Harry Houdini. From: http://www.3-stooges.com/text/moe.html
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On 2004-04-30 18:26, daffydoug wrote:
Who's that?

Iggy Stooge was the name used by the lead singer of the proto-punk band The Stooges on their first album. He later gained more fame under the name Iggy Pop.

Lame attempt at humor on my part.
"Sure, I do Scotch and Soda in every show. What? You mean there's a trick by that name?"
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