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gallagher
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A heat spell hit Berlin last weekend.
33*+,..
We were feeling like popsicles in the Sahara.

We put our new efforts 'on ice',
pulled the 'big Show' out,
..and went looking for beer-gardens.

In Berlin,
the beer-gardens won't let us 'in',
to play.
(I actually WOULDN'T like to!
Too loud and un-controlable.)

Our stratagy was to find patches,
of Beer-gardens,
and play in between them.
From 1 in the afternoon,
'til about 8 at night,..
it can be fun...

Saturday, we found eight beer-gardens
in a 1 kilometer area(!).
Connected by a thin wooded area!
It should have been called 'Eden'.

We set.
The Show sat.

Monika swets like a fish,
when dancing hard.
Her clothes, especially pants,...stick.
In the third Show,
as she was working her 'Dancing Silk Routine',
she reached low,..
and,
"Rrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppp!"

,..as loud as it was loooong!

Everyone was,...'aware'.

She's pretty quick with the tongue.
She stood up straight and said:
"Half of you are wondering, Did she just rip her pants?!?
The other half is wondering, Is she wearing underpants!?!
I'm not answering EITHER question!"

,..then she hopped off the back of the piano,
and left me(!),
holding the potato!

I'm a bit slow with words..
I could only say:
"That's the result of too many Hot Dogs."

At which,
a shoe came flying,..
in my direction,..
from behind the piano!

I responded:
"If she could only hear so well,
and respond so fast,
..when I ask her to get me a beer!"

It got a good laugh.

I played 'The Maple Leaf Rag',..
bowed and smiled and closed the Show.
Everybody 'paid their respects'
and headed off.

When I looked behind the piano,..
I couldn't believe my eyes!

Stripped to the nickers(!),..
Monika sewing her pants!
"I'll be finished in five minutes."
https://flic.kr/p/L3y5U9

https://flic.kr/p/L3y5Uu

When we first started,
playing together,
...30 years ago;
she was often too shy(!)
too put her lipstick on(!..!),
in public!

,...her mother warned her. 😄
Gallagher

p.s.: If you never hear from me again,
it's because Monika saw the photos.....
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Hello Gallagher.

Always happy to read your unique style. To ear your fantastic tales. Your writting smells bitumen, glitter and beer. Threadbare shoes wich 've walked along too many stories.
Hope you're happy in Berlin.
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We won't tell her if you don't !
thx for this post its great
Bruce
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Gallagher. Thank you for another story. Always a pleasure ego read your posts

Fat hats and safe travels
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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I hope you are writing a memoir as you travel through life. Or at least keeping a copy of these posts to use when you do write one!
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"Gallagher's Travels" ………. apt title
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