Best joke I’ve heard for rubber band magic is:

“In college I played drums in a band. The Trojan Rubber Company sponsored us. We called ourselves The Rubber Band.”

What are some of your favorite one liners for rubber band magic?

What? You guys don't think rubber band jokes are funny? How about:

"I have a special treat for everyone, I brought by band with me tonight." Then bring out the rubber band for a magic trick.

How about:
"I practice safe magic".

How about....in no particular order....


I was only supposed to perform for about an hour but the host wants me to stretch, so here goes...

or

Ask the spectator "Sir, please examine this rubber band. Do you see any holes?"
He says (sometimes) "No."
You then reply "Well you missed the big one right here! (look throught the rubber band circle".

or

What do you call a rubber band ? A scunchie on a diet.

S. Patrick

Wanna see real penetration, safe, with rubbers? (Then you perform CMH)

Geez, I was wondering how long it would take someone to come up with a "penetration" joke for a matter-through-matter effect.