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funemagic Loyal user Asheville NC 230 Posts |
Best joke I’ve heard for rubber band magic is:
“In college I played drums in a band. The Trojan Rubber Company sponsored us. We called ourselves The Rubber Band.” What are some of your favorite one liners for rubber band magic? What? You guys don't think rubber band jokes are funny? How about: "I have a special treat for everyone, I brought by band with me tonight." Then bring out the rubber band for a magic trick. |
Daniel Faith Inner circle Neenah, Wisconsin 1526 Posts |
How about:
"I practice safe magic".
Daniel Faith
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spatrick Special user Tom Sawyer let me whitewash these 517 Posts |
How about....in no particular order....
I was only supposed to perform for about an hour but the host wants me to stretch, so here goes... or Ask the spectator "Sir, please examine this rubber band. Do you see any holes?" He says (sometimes) "No." You then reply "Well you missed the big one right here! (look throught the rubber band circle". or What do you call a rubber band ? A scunchie on a diet. S. Patrick |
ludmer New user Brazil 59 Posts |
Wanna see real penetration, safe, with rubbers? (Then you perform CMH)
I trust jewish magicians and bagels
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prospero Special user Elsewhere 572 Posts |
Geez, I was wondering how long it would take someone to come up with a "penetration" joke for a matter-through-matter effect.
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