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So my homie just released a pdf of 5 killer effects
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Tell your homie that he should consider giving away a review copy or two to drum up some interest in his material because I am guessing that very few people know who he is and are therefore unlikely to spend $45 for it. I am sure he will appreciate the heads up.
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What's a Homie?

You shouldn't be making comments about a person's private life.
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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Now that KHAWAGA has made his first 2 posts here, I'm sure that M Helmy will stop by and make his first posts here.

Why not?

After all, this is where you come to screw everybody on a $45 PDF.
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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I see that a review says that it "Sounds really interesting".

That's a round about way of saying that it sucks, but I don't want to jeopardize my own reviews by giving this a bad review myself.

Another says that ''Seeing your videos reminded me of my personal journey in mentalism''.

That means that it's the way I was thinking when I was 12 years old and just getting started myself.

I see that the effect "Legend" made his mind break at one point and has the power to make people talk about it after the person's death.

Has this actually been tested to the point of people dying and spectators saying "God, I remember when he did that, and now that he's dead, I'll never forget him for that".

Or do you just assume that people will talk about it 30 or 40 years from now after you die?

I'm just curious, you know.

God, I'm such a freakin' cynic.

But I'm tired of being taken for a fool here at The Café.
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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On Oct 2, 2018, Jack Straw wrote:
What's a Homie?


A "Homie" is a prison term referring to someone who has done time with you. The term has also come to mean a person from the neighborhood one would have hung out with. So in essence, a friend.

My homie and I, got down on two bubbles last night and it was the sheeznit. Translation, My friend and I went out with some girls last night and had a great time.
No matter how many times you say the wrong thing, it will NEVER be right.

If I'm not responding to you? It's because you're a TROLL!
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Thanks for the lesson, Fabuloso.

You are a real man of The World, Fabuloso, and I wish I could be like you and have a set of cojones like yours.

I'm such a rube.

I have to get out to The Big City much more often, but I'm scared to do it.

The Big City frightens me.

Any building over 4 stories tall makes me nervous.

One time when I was in The Big City, somebody stole my balloons, and I've never gotten over the trauma of the incident.

My therapist thought that getting into magic would help allay my fears, but he was wrong.

I'm going to need plenty of his hugs and encouragement next week when I see him again.

I thought that KHAWAGA was making a disparaging remark against a certain group of people, and I was very surprised that The Café allowed that.

I'm such a knucklehead.
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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KHAWAGA, actually means westerner but with a some what derogatory connotation. So you are correct my friend. I always thought knucklehead was some kind of finger movement Smile
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Well, it's good to know that Mohamed Helmy is insulting all of us here, because I know that KHAWAGA is actually Helmy in disguise.

Good luck, Helmy, in trying to insult all of us Khawagas here and take us for our Western money that you so worship.

I may be a rube, but I'm not a stupid rube.

Oh my, I'm going to need to schedule an extra appointment with my therapist so he can give me some Solace.

His hugs and kind words do wonders for my psyche.

As you can see, I have a very close relationship with my therapist.

And he's taught me not to be ashamed or embarrassed about it.
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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Fabuloso, knucklehead is a term that The Three Stooges made famous that basically means a stupid person.

You should Google them sometime.

So you see, we both learned something today!
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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Thank you Jack. I will do that Smile
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Ahh, what a refreshing thread! Two people having civil exchanges and getting along.
Would love to see more of that around here, even when it’s insincere and sarcastic.
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Videoman, gotta have some fun here; it's good for the soul.
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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Yes, you won't get an argument about that from me Jack.
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I thought a knucklehead was a late 1930s-1940s Harley Davidson.
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Ha!

Yes it is, Wravyn, but I'm sure that you know that 's not the way that I mean it.

If I was that kind of Knucklehead, I'd be sitting in your garage, or else you'd be straddling me with your big, strong, sweaty, muscular legs, with your strong hands on my knobs as you bounced up and down on me on Route 66.....

Oh, boy- I'd better stop fantasizing here- it's too early in the morning to be having those kind of manly thoughts.



So, has anyone here had the guts to actually spend $45 on this thing?

I looked up the word khawaga (not to be confused with the word khawaja, which has a totally different meaning), and the definition is:


an insulting Arabic word used around foreign tourists meaning that they're rich and clueless.


So, have any of you rich and clueless people here given your hard earned money to KHAWAGA/ Mohamed Helmy (I know that they are one and the same person because I aint as dumb as I look!)?

Come on, people, go ahead and be a khawaga and help feed his 28 brothers and sisters while you struggle to feed your own family.

Be a citizen of the world.

I'm looking for a real review from someone who lives in the USA or England only.

I'm curious to see if KHAWAGA actually has something good.

Not that I would buy it anyway.
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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Hello everyone.

I don’t know why things went this way but it’s okay. I want to make some things clear first.

Khawaga and I are not the same person. We are very different people !

This is not his name it’s his family name and I dunno why people are making a big deal about it

I’m not insulting anyone at all and I’m sorry if I unintentionally did.

I told him that I released something and he said He would put a few good words on the Café like any good friend would do.






And to be honest I’m really confident with the material in solace and I don’t care for the shallowistic opinions. I am willing to send as many review copies as possible for an honest review. Whoever is willing to review solace please send me an email: domy700@gmail.com


I’m just a guy whose trying to get what’s in his head out there and I would love for someone to help me with that.
Thanks for your time M.Helmy


Oh, jack I don’t have 28 brothers and sisters. Just 23 Smile
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Ha!

Very good, Helmy.

I like that you would be able to make fun of my comment.

You have to admit, though, Khawaga is an insult in the Arabic world, no?

I would like to review your offering.

I will promise you that my review would be totally honest, despite the things that I've said here.

If I like it, I will say that I like it.

If I don't, I will say that I don't.

You'll have to forgive me for my attitude, but those of us who come here a lot are used to a lot of garbage that goes on here.

I'm awaiting your reply.

PS- $45 is quite expensive, especially since you are unknown.

PPS- If I give this a positive review, people will be convinced that it's a good thing.

I'm not easy on anybody.
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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OK, now that I've had my fun fooling around here (although some of the stuff that I said I was serious about), I have now had a respectful private conversation with Mohamed.

I will be getting a review copy, and I will be reading it and seriously reviewing it.

No more fooling around.

If I say that I like it and Mohamed has some good stuff here, I will mean it.

But, on the other hand, if my review is not that good, I will mean that also.

Or it could fall somewhere in the middle.

But I am done with being a wiseguy on this thread.

I truly hope that I am pleased with "Solace".

And, do you know what?

I'm almost expecting to be.

I want to believe that Mohamed would not take a chance on me tearing him apart here.

For Penguin to be selling this for $45, they must think that there is something very worthy here, although they have disappointed me lately with a number of things.

I will need a little bit of time before I can report back here, but I will do that soon.
Jack Straw from Wichita, cut his buddy down
And dug for him a shallow grave, and laid his body down
Half a mile from Tucson, by the morning light
One man gone and another to go, my old buddy you're moving much too slow
We can share the women, we can share the wine
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