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David Charvet Special user www.charvetmagic.com 501 Posts |
...I was talking to the duck!
...Don't flush it! Don't flush it! |
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Macbeth Regular user London 129 Posts |
......What do they want with a plasterer?
.......Nurse.... I said prick his boil! ........Pull the chain like everybody else. ....Now where do you want the blinds! ....Next time I'm putting the saddle on! |
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francisco Loyal user Coolest guy in the café 267 Posts |
'NO! I said pull my FINGER!'
'Yeah, well the duck enjoyed it' 'Thirty three trees in my backyard' -Francisco
'When you steal one trick, they call it plagiarism. When you steal many - they call it research.'
[Corinda, 13 steps to mentalism] |
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
Do you really think I wished for a nine inch pianist?
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hkwiles Special user Howard Wiles 797 Posts |
Both my wife and I were happy for twenty years..........
...then we met!!. Howard |
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
Then I said, "Ok, which way to the grand canyon?"
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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mistermudd New user Lancaster, CA 98 Posts |
"Maybe you should pet him first"
"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
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M. Perk Loyal user Hilton Head Island 292 Posts |
"At my age, I'm telling everybody."
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