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...I was talking to the duck!

...Don't flush it! Don't flush it!
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......What do they want with a plasterer?

.......Nurse.... I said prick his boil!

........Pull the chain like everybody else.

....Now where do you want the blinds!

....Next time I'm putting the saddle on!
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'NO! I said pull my FINGER!'

'Yeah, well the duck enjoyed it'

'Thirty three trees in my backyard'

-Francisco
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[Corinda, 13 steps to mentalism]
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Do you really think I wished for a nine inch pianist?
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Both my wife and I were happy for twenty years..........
...then we met!!.

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Then I said, "Ok, which way to the grand canyon?"
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right!
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"Maybe you should pet him first"
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