Greetings

I’m Max & I do bizarre magic and mentalism. My show is called the Chasm of Spasms, in San Francisco. It is a "macabaret", with dancers, sideshow stunts, weird museum, monster skits, torture acts, and the like. I used to be a sword swallower and knife thrower but I moved on to magic. This is about my second year with it, so I have a lot to learn. Looking forward to sharing the art with you folks. What’s with these ridiculous M&M guys? I want to smash them.

Welcome to the Cafe! Sounds like you have

alot of experience in the entertainment field.



And btw, we like our ’smilies’, they add charcter to the place.





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Welcome Maxwell Coldpepper!



Your show sounds great! Have you had the chance to visit, "Misdirections" in San Francisco?

Welcome Max,



I didn’t get the M&M reference at first.



Tell us where in SF we can see you.



Macaberet huh. Did you go to the Grand Guignol show at the Exit Theater?



Dancing and bizarre...maybe this is more to your liking?







Tom HotPepper...sauce



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Publisher, AM/PM...About Magic, Performing Magic

Macabaret? I love it!!!

Drop over to online-visions e-zine, if you're into bizarre, and check out my monthly article in Bizarre Bazaar.

cheers,

Peter Marucci

showtimecol@aol.com

Welcome!!! A bizarrest and mentalist. Great. Looking forward to your topics and replies in the Penny For Your Thoughts section.



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Welcome Maxwell.

Good Evening, Maxwell Coldpepper!



Master Bizzarest/Mentalist



How very kind of you to join our little party. We’re always looking for fresh.....

should I say entertainment.



I’m sorry you don’t prefer our little smilies but I wouldn’t let them know, they are very good to those who like them, but, sad to say, those who don’t, have a way of disappearing.



But then as a bizzarest you should be used to that.



We do hope you enjoy your time at the Cafe....



As for taking my soul, it’s already spoken for, but I’ll be keeping an eye on your’s







Mya

Another spookmeister joins the folds,

Welcome to the Cafe.



Our administrator is currently working on getting us some spooky M&M’s (skulls, demons, racoons, etc.)



In the meantime, this guy aint so bad



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Thanx,

Ichazod





There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.





Ichazod@hotmail.com

Welcome to The Cafe, Maxwell!!!!



Here’s a few for you to smash....there’s plenty more where these came from!!!!



Bengi

I tried to warn you.



Some of our little smilies heard

your remark about wanting to smash

the little m&m guys.





:arg: first you hurt them then...

then I think that they were in shock disbelief denial

then they thought about it

they started getting mad

very mad



Now their looking for you.



I'd watch out if I were you, I think they're

related to chucky.









Just thought you'd want to know!





Mya

Welcome to the CAFE !!!!!

m&m guys huh?

Reminds me of the time I was going to make candy for resale all over the United States- It would be candy coated chocolate or peanuts with chocolate coating and candy coating over that - I was going to call them w3w’s - who could sue me? the name is completely different.