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"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine!"

"Go ahead and play the blues if it will make you happy!"


these are two quotes from this person. Any guesses who it was who spoke them?

I'll post more quotes later.
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Homer Simpson.

Here's a couple more from someone else, the first one is words to live by. The second may be a bit of a giveaway, but I want to give you people a chance of getting it!

"Rats, I'm never so stupid as when I'm being smart".

"There are three things I've learnt never to discuss with people; religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin".
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Not familiar with the 1st one but the 2nd is Charlie Brown.

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

“The future ain’t what it used to be.”
In loving memory of Hughie Thomasson 1952-2007.

You brought something beautiful to this world, you touched my heart, my soul and my life. You will be greatly missed.

Until we meet again “my old friend”.
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My music teacher used to say the fork in the road bit....

"Only two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity, but I'm not quite so sure about the former."
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On 2004-05-10 06:16, HelenHeld wrote:
Homer Simpson.



Dang, that was fast! C'mon now, be honest. Did you google that?

OK, heres a couple more Homerism's.

"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"

"Because theyr'e stupid, that's why! That's why everybody does everything!"

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!"

"Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

LOL, LOL!!
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The kid's quote smells of Yogi Berra.
Jordini, if yours isn't WC Fields it probably should be.

Now, mine: There's always a garbage disposal on sale at Sears.

Really, its mine.
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On 2004-05-10 13:46, Jordini wrote:

"Only two things are infinate, the universe, and human stupidity, but I'm not quite so sure about the former."


Einstein.

Here's a tricky one...
"If you want a friend, get a dog."
Who is John Galt?
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HA, Ha HA!!!

Hey Buzz, your girlfriend...WOOF!! (From the movie Home Alone -Mckauley Caulkin (SP)
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Dang, that was fast! C'mon now, be honest. Did you google that?


Sadly not, I just watch the Simpsons a lot.
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Favorite Homer Simpson Quote: (to flanders)
"Can Jesus Microwave a burrito so hot that not even he himself could eat it?"
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On 2004-05-10 19:11, blindbo wrote:
The kid's quote smells of Yogi Berra.
Jordini, if yours isn't WC Fields it probably should be.

Now, mine: There's always a garbage disposal on sale at Sears.

Really, its mine.

Fraid Craig got this one right, it was Einstein. He also said "God does not play dice."
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On 2004-05-10 08:26, kihei kid wrote:
Not familiar with the 1st one but the 2nd is Charlie Brown.


Actually, I think it was Linus.

Here's another -

"The only thing wrong with the Baptists is that they don't hold them under the water long enough."
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On 2004-05-10 22:38, Magix wrote:
Here's another -

"The only thing wrong with the Baptists is that they don't hold them under the water long enough."


Actually the quote SHOULD be Southern Baptists (which it originally was). We from the North are pretty tame and laid back.

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On 2004-05-10 19:11, blindbo wrote:
The kid's quote smells of Yogi Berra.

Right you are.

Magix is right I am wrong, ooops.

Here's one...

“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
In loving memory of Hughie Thomasson 1952-2007.

You brought something beautiful to this world, you touched my heart, my soul and my life. You will be greatly missed.

Until we meet again “my old friend”.
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X-treem,

You're probably right about what it SHOULD be, but I think I quoted the source accurately. Either way, you sounded in your post as if you know who said it but you didn't give a name. So.. still no answer? Anyone?
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The originator of the quote used Southen Baptist so I was just correcting it (Plus I'm a Nothern Baptist, that is the main reasoning for the correction:))

I know who said it BUT want someone else to figure it out. I did my time in the song lines thread.

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Why is it that we rejoice at birth and grieve at a funeral? Is it because we are not the person involved.
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Responsible. Who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, "Who's responsible for this?

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