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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts 
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The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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On 2004-06-05 21:33, hoodrat wrote: Sounds like a piano player. Magicians don't cry to the bank they cry at home then go to the bank. It is all just an illusion. Anyway Liberace |
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hoodrat Veteran user Southern California 388 Posts
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Yes, the late Liberace used that line often during his shows -- and it always got a laugh!
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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Why is he late? He has so much darn jewelery and he doesn't have a watch?
Who said "The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance." |
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hoodrat Veteran user Southern California 388 Posts
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On 2004-06-07 13:00, abc wrote: Late as in already deceased. He did have a piano-shaped watch that he'd show off during his shows. He would check and verify the time with someone in the audience and announce that his watch was showing fifteen diamonds after nine rubies!  (I have this on video!)
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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Just a joke mate!
I was inches away from becoming a pro pianist when I started magic. It ruined my life |
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Daniel Santos Special user 562 Posts
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
LoL Don't ask...try guessing that one. |
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Daniel Santos Special user 562 Posts
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The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Cheer up! The worst is yet to come! Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it. |
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flobiwan Regular user 165 Posts
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When a child turns 13, you should put him in a barrel with only a hole to feed him through. When he turns eighteen, plug the hole.
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TheHungryMagician Regular user 144 Posts
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"All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people."
Different person: "A hypocrite is the type of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation."
Forever starving,
 Hungry
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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Will Cuppy
Adlai Stevenson I love quotes Easy one. Not our logical faculty, but our imaginative one is king over us. I might say, priest and prophet to lead us to heaven-ward, or magician and wizard to lead us hellward. |
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Ron Crumley Elite user 1950 - 2012 448 Posts
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"I always wanted to be somebody when I grew up. I guess I should have
been more specific." - Lily Tomlin |
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ColinB Regular user 129 Posts
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"Why do people take an instant dislike to me?"
"It saves time." |
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Magix Elite user 432 Posts
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On 2004-06-15 14:16, ColinB wrote: Frank Burns |
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ColinB Regular user 129 Posts
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My reference is Spike Milligan, though Frank Burns may well have said it also.
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