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daffydoug
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Trump?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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On 2004-06-05 21:33, hoodrat wrote:
Here's a great quote:

"Remember that bank I used to cry all the way to? Well, I bought it!"

Know who said that many, many times???

Sounds like a piano player.
Magicians don't cry to the bank they cry at home then go to the bank. It is all just an illusion.
Anyway Liberace
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Yes, the late Liberace used that line often during his shows -- and it always got a laugh!
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Why is he late? He has so much darn jewelery and he doesn't have a watch?
Who said "The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
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On 2004-06-07 13:00, abc wrote:
Why is he late? He has so much darn jewelery and he doesn't have a watch?


Late as in already deceased. He did have a piano-shaped watch that he'd show off during his shows. He would check and verify the time with someone in the audience and announce that his watch was showing fifteen diamonds after nine rubies! Smile (I have this on video!)
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Just a joke mate!
I was inches away from becoming a pro pianist when I started magic. It ruined my life
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

LoL Don't ask...try guessing that one.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
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The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.


Cheer up! The worst is yet to come!


Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
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When a child turns 13, you should put him in a barrel with only a hole to feed him through. When he turns eighteen, plug the hole.
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"All modern men are descended from a worm-like creature, but it shows more on some people."

Different person:

"A hypocrite is the type of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation."
Forever starving,
Smile Hungry Smile
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Easy one.
Not our logical faculty, but our imaginative one is king over us. I might say, priest and prophet to lead us to heaven-ward, or magician and wizard to lead us hellward.
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"I always wanted to be somebody when I grew up. I guess I should have
been more specific."

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"Why do people take an instant dislike to me?"
"It saves time."
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On 2004-06-15 14:16, ColinB wrote:
"Why do people take an instant dislike to me?"
"It saves time."


Frank Burns
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My reference is Spike Milligan, though Frank Burns may well have said it also.
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