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weepinwil
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Below is a link that tells the story of a Catholic Bishop that is going to spray an entire city with Holy Water from a military helicopter to exorcise the demons that he believes are plaguing it. The event is in Colombia but perhaps we could bring him to the USA and hit a couple of our major cities while he is on a roll.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/bishop-spray-......369.html
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Very cool story. Thanks for the link. Perhaps adding Holy Water to the drinking water supply, similar to fluoride would be an easier method.
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A quick blessing to the drinking water supply does seem a quicker option. Maybe worried sinners drink bottled water. Fair judgement on the plastic waste.
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Very cool story. Thanks for the link. Perhaps adding Holy Water to the drinking water supply, similar to fluoride would be an easier method.


I like that idea. Then, as some of the Gnostics believed, the demons would be expelled out the bowels. Many sects took enemas daily and the stench was proof of the demons.
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A quick blessing to the drinking water supply does seem a quicker option. Maybe worried sinners drink bottled water. Fair judgement on the plastic waste.


Think I am going to offer my church members Salvation by the Bottle next Sunday. Forget confession and communion, just drink this $100 bottle of water and all the demons will be expelled....
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Just be careful. That stuff BURNS !!!
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Just be careful. That stuff BURNS !!!


So does Ron Rico 151.... that's why I am adding that to it. It will make it feel more authentic and if it doesn't work no one will care.
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Just be careful. That stuff BURNS !!!


So does Ron Rico 151.... that's why I am adding that to it. It will make it feel more authentic and if it doesn't work no one will care.


Sounds like fun - very old school - I think Masklyn would approve and partake!
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On Jul 11, 2019, Josepher wrote:
Just be careful. That stuff BURNS !!!


So does Ron Rico 151.... that's why I am adding that to it. It will make it feel more authentic and if it doesn't work no one will care.


Sounds like fun - very old school - I think Masklyn would approve and partake!


When I would go to Puerto Rica I would bring the rum back. We joked that you mixed 1 shot of 151 with a bath tub of coke. After all 200 proof is pure alcohol.
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Perhaps that's the stuff the Holy Man should be dropping by helicopter.
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Exorcist: Now hiring. Qualifications are bring your own rum and be able to mumble incoherently. Pay is 2 souls a day.
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