12. I earned a PhD in Ethology from Darwin College, Cambridge.

Jane Goodall?

Dame Jane Morris Goodall it is!

The stuffed animal, of course, was a chimpanzee.

Did you know what Ethology is?

Yes, it’s the study of animal behavior. Once you mentioned Ethology, the previous clues all seemed to make sense, and I thought Jane Goodall fit the profile.

Here’s a new one:

I was born with supraventricular tachycardia, a condition causing an abnormal resting heart rate.

My father is a Presbyterian of Scots-Irish heritage, while my mother is a Roman Catholic of Irish heritage.

I attended church regularly while growing up.

After my dad took me to see a Broadway musical, I grabbed his arm and told him, "This is what I want to do."

Bob Fosse

Not Bob.

I began taking singing and acting lessons, and my mother became my manager.

Judy Garland?

Not Judy.

I auditioned for Disney when I was eleven years old.

Bernadette Peters?

Britney Spears

Despite being turned down at first because I was "too small and too young", I was later hired because of my singing and acting abilities.

Annette Funicello

Shirley Temple? That would have put her at auditioning for Disney in about 1939 - pretty early, but if she wasn't auditioning for the MM Club, it might make sense.

Disney Records released a soundtrack album on which I sang which became a commercial success.

Frankie Valli?

Later I signed a solo artist record deal, and scored several top 5 albums.

Connie Francis?

Frankie Avalon