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George Hunter
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I perform Mentalism for gatherings of seniors. Someone asked, “How can you tell when you are over the hill?” Similar to Jeff Foxworthy’s “redneck” tests, we have enjoyed lines like the following: You might be over the hill IF

You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it started.

Your back goes out more often than you do.

You dream of prunes.

Bending over is sometimes a one way trip.

You no longer avoid temptation, it avoids you.

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Your bowel movements are regular but you wake up an hour later.
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