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Kjellstrom
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Tell me something about yourself that is 100% true, but sounds made up!
magicfish
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I could write a book
Mehtas
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I can speak most languages in the world.
magicfish
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On Mar 23, 2020, Mehtas wrote:
I can speak most languages in the world.

Hmmm...most meaning more than 50% of them?
arthur stead
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I once had a girl arrested for not giving me a BJ.
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Hey Arthur,
maybe you and Magicfish(!) could GET TOGETHER(!..!) and write a book!
I'd LOVE to hear THAT story!...!...!

Me?
I can bite my little toe's toe-nail...
while standing.
Gallagher
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LOL, Gallagher! Many friends and associates have encouraged me to write a book about my exploits. But most of my stories are so outrageous that people simply wouldn’t believe me!

However, I seem to recall that John Philips of The Mamas and The Papas (who was present) did relate a somewhat watered-down version of this story in his autobiography.
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You know Arthur,
If YOU don't write your (auto-) Biography,....
someone ELSE will write for you..... 🤔 😕
Methas is willing to do the translations.... 👍
imgic
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Buster Crane taught me how to swim.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
funsway
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I offered to give away $20,000,000,000, but no one would take it. (yes, billion)
"the more one pretends at magic, the more awe and wonder will be found in real life." Arnold Furst

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On Mar 23, 2020, magicfish wrote:
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On Mar 23, 2020, Mehtas wrote:
I can speak most languages in the world.

Hmmm...most meaning more than 50% of them?


Yes.
imgic
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On Mar 25, 2020, imgic wrote:
Buster Crane taught me how to swim.


Darn auto correct...

Buster Crabbe
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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I hold a world record.
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right!
arthur stead
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Would love to know what that is, Cliff!

Kjellstrom, what is your true claim that sounds made up?
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When I worked for a bounty hunter we went after a guy named Jesse James.

I have more 😂

I've often said if I told anyone everything about me they'd think I was making it up.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers
S2000magician
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I once stole home with a knee that was so torn up and bloody that I could barely walk, with the pitcher crouched at home plate with the ball in his glove before I had hobbled to within 30 feet (10 meters) of it. I was safe.
tommy
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I often tell a story which is not only untrue but which everybody knows is untrue and then I prove it true.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.

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On Mar 26, 2020, tommy wrote:
I often tell a story which is not only untrue but which everybody knows is untrue and then I prove it true.

I don't believe you.

Smile
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I beat Shaquille O'Neal one on one in basketball over 20 times.
critter
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I got kicked out of Scouts for accidentally breaking the den mum's kid's nose.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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