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sweiss
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Instead of wearing a medical face mask, you go shopping with a cloth bag over your head. Smile
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Nathan Alexander
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When your family asks if they can borrow a sharpie and you absentmindedly say yes... Then go, "wait... hang on... Where did you get it from?"
Magic Mark
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You can't walk through a store (particularly a craft store or stationary supply store) without spending extra time looking at items and wondering how you could use them for a magic effect.

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I here ya I been coming home with double sided scotch tape, velcro, dry erasers, sharpies, fabric glue, razor blades, thread you name it lol !
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Nobody invites you over for Poker Night
252life
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You start getting face tattoos.


oh wait, wrong thread lol
Look for all the world like you're counting the brain cells in his cranium.

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..someone takes out a credit card and you already know the leading numbers.

...you can do lightning fast math, so long as it's involving numbers under 13.

..you neurotically palm everything you can fit in your hand.

..you're single.

..you don't know how to operate a normal wallet.
Look for all the world like you're counting the brain cells in his cranium.

-Theodore Annemann
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..The Magic Café seems to always occupy an open tab on your PC Smile
Look for all the world like you're counting the brain cells in his cranium.

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When your 50 year old Son takes you, with some of his friends (avg. age 40/50) to a Steak house for dinner and asked you to bring some Magic to do - YOU DID - And all his friends said "WOW - How did you do that?" rr
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Quote:
On Apr 9, 2020, 252life wrote:
You start getting face tattoos.


oh wait, wrong thread lol


Hilarious!
Ioannes
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On Apr 9, 2020, 252life wrote:
..The Magic Café seems to always occupy an open tab on your PC Smile


Too true
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When you accidentally pay for a twenty five cent item with a $35 gaffed quarter. (True story, but obviously happened a few years back!)
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Your intention is to entertain, bring smiles and amaze, not simply do tricks.
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When you start a new thread when there's already a 158 page thread on this.

https://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/view......forum=24
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You're setting on a roadside in Indiana with a broken drive shaft, your boss super glues his shoe to his hand, and you think life is great.
Less than 2% of reported UFO's turn out to be actual interplanetary vehicles.
252life
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...you excitedly check a thread called “you know you’re a magician when”.
Look for all the world like you're counting the brain cells in his cranium.

-Theodore Annemann
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